Princeton HHH HASH #495.4
               (Founded by Joe "Hop-along" Burns in 1979)

Date: February 26, 1995
Weather: Seasonable
Venue: Stonybrook-Millstone Watershed -- Moore's Mill/Mount Rose Rd.
Time: 0:44
Set By: RAWSEX
Hashers: Delay Lllama, Geezer, Eyesore, Solo, Ed "Dry Martinez" Martinez,
242, Wacko, Craig "Trash Can" Wacker, Frank "Kitty Litter" S., Joe Dolce (his
name is coming, but for now, our lips are sealed), Hey Yo Paully, Chris "Not
to be Big and Dumb" Neidre
Rookies: Eric Drier

The Hard Core Hash may be over, the weepy complaints ceased, the unceremonious
 On-In fading from memory, but the effects of such a grueling event could
still be seen on the faces of the sad crew that ran Hash #495.4. 

Glassy-eyed and nearly drooling, the motley bunch attempted to understand
RAWSEX's arcane Rosetta Stone of marks, hints, and invisible cornmeal. "Light
blue," said RAWSEX of his cornmeal. But the advice fell on deaf ears and
blind eyes. For a crowd clad in neon and leopard-striped hats, such subtile
guidance had little meaning.

Over the well-trodden Stonybrook-Millstone Watershed the pack did travel, enco
untering a savaged deer carcass and little else. Once again, however, 242
demonstrated his knack for being first to the frozen carrion. Bravo!

A jaunty 44 minutes later, it was all over. Lacking combative landowners to
occupy the combined intellect of the Geezer and Wacko, attention was instead
diverted to our fallen comrade the Milkman. Geezer and Wacko looked genuinely
misty when they suggested that the Milkman be renamed to "Organ Donor," hence
becoming Princeton's interhash gigolo.

Also spewing from this brainstorm were the names Ed "Dry Martinez" Martinez
and Craig "Trash Can" Wacker.  The name "Seal Lips," while causing both
convulsive laughter and unimaginable shame, has yet to be sealed with a
Down-Down. 

The return van ride featured a downward spiral of conversation, focusing
mainly on the issues of the Tibetan new year, the PH3 500th, and Wacko's
looming audience with the law.  Someone wisely suggested  that Wacko repaint
his van, which is now featured in police public service announcements
nation-wide. Current suggestions include: a generic church van, a Police
Athletic League van, and the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol van.
Please send checks, money orders, or suggestions to Dan Wachspress.

-Trash Can

Important News:

Hash #496.4 will be a celebration of the Tibetan Year of the Wood Pig.
 Dinner at the "Crown of India" in Plainsboro at 6:30 p.m.. Delay Lllama has
promised to provide Chang, the Tibetan barley beer which Geezer describes as
"sublime," or "the vilest drink ever invented."

Future Hashes:  #496.4  Sunday, March 5, 1995 2 pm, Delay Lllama sets in
honour of the Tibetan new year, the year of the Wood Pig

#497.4   March 12, 1995, 2 pm, Safe Sweats sets

#498.4   March 19, ??? sets

#499.4   March 26, 1995, 2 pm, Eyesore tries to set a redemption hash

#501.4   April 2, 1995, 2pm. Dolce/Martinez set