PRINCETON HHH Hash #465.4

DATE: Wednesday, July 20, 1994
SET BY:	LFBB
HASHERS: Delay Lllama, RoJo, Wacko, 2 for 2, Outdoor Action, TFM, Niedre, Matt,
        Jason
WEATHER: Pretty Sticky
VENUE:	Corner of Village Road & Quakerbridge Rd - down railroad tracks
        to Youngs Rd. - down Young's road and into the incredibly thick
        underbrush to the right - back out to Young's Rd and then through
        Van Nest Wildlife Refuge back to Quakerbridge Rd - ending by the
        frisbee fields in Mercer County Park

ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN...

Twenty-five years ago today the human race took that historic first step onto
truly virgin terrain and it's been downhill ever since.  How similar for the
Princeton Hash House Harriers who can barely remember the last time they
explored alien soil, (and next week will be no exception).  The only thing lunar
about this landscape was the hounds' willingness to dive headlong into the
pricker-fested Great Bear Swamp when LFBB offered unceasing forewarnings in the
parking lot, during the ride, and at the start.  Maybe it was the image of TFM
and Wacko blatantly ignoring the trail and continuing down the road that scared
the others off as they remembered what happened to those two morons on Hand's
Job's set (5 miles of road running and railroad tracks later).  However, such
was not the case on this day as the dyspeptic duo managed to shortcut a good
fifteen to twenty minutes of flesh-rending out of their lives.  RoJo and 2-4-2,
clad in recently rended sweats, emerged a good 5 minutes in front of the rest of
the hounds, who were busy depositing their skin to the ecological life cycle.
In every sense, this episode lived up to the PHHH motto, "No cuts, No glory",
("no glory, no cuts" to those dyslexic T-shirt manufacturers among you).  The
trail probably would have kept all together if it weren't for the fact that it
didn't.  Matt getting nauseous while others were getting a breather didn't help.
Perhaps he should have stopped to eat some of the abundant blackberries.  As the
hounds pounded down the mild salsa  and creme soda (arrrrgh) while watching the
flying saucers sail about around them at the MCP frisbee fields, it wasn't for
about ten minutes that someone noted the absence of certain comrades.  For the
second week in a row, Niedre and Matt staggered in late, another display of
mindless determination and willpower.  Lobbying will commence to name this
Laurel and not-so-Hardy pair "Big" and "Dumb" upon the Geezer's return, which
might be as soon as next week.  Think underwear!

NEXT HASHES:  
  WEDNESDAY July 27th	6PM	Wacko Sets
  WEDNESDAY Aug 3rd	6PM	6th Annual Underwear Hash - Volunteers?!
  WEDNESDAY Aug 10th	6PM	Volunteers?!
  WEDNESDAY Aug 17th	6PM	Volunteers?!
  WEDNESDAY Aug 24th	6PM	Volunteers?!