PRINCETON HHH HASH #459.4 

Date: 	June 5, 1994
Weather: 	Interglacial
Set By: 	The Louisiana Reptile Fancier
Hashers: 	 Mr. 242, Geezer, Rojo (aka the Peruvian Pistolera), In up to his Waste, 
			Delay Lllama, Safe Sweats, Throatwarbler, Solo, Wacko, 
Jim 242’s pal
Venue: 	 Montgomery Park and environs
First to Cooler: Joe Burns
Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

Icon See Montgomery Park
This putative “reunions hash” was slightly short of PH3 alumni. Despite all sorts of 
promises, we had the conventional number of returning hashers, zeeero. So, the pack 
was mostly made up of the usual suspects, the half-brained wankers and whiners we 
have come to know and love so well. Of course this produced little new to report: you 
can guess it all. Solo took off on his usual incomprehensible jaunts to nowhere, Wacko 
got lost shortcutting, Safe Sweats committed random acts of senseless thrashing, and 
the Geezer complained a lot. IUTHW is looking ever more bemused these days as he 
continues to plan for the 500th celebration. The effort is clearly taking its toll, but he 
announced that he has begun to hire staff and acquire real estate in anticipation of the 
great event next year. 

The trail led through the cheerless streets of Jersey suburbia and along the tatty verges 
of already dusty fields to the hash iconic Montgomery Park. There we paused for water, 
gathered what passes for our wits, and set off on the second half. Medium shiggy, a 
nice sewage treatment plant, and a couple of rancid streams enlivened the run which 
ended just short of yet another arrested New Jersey development. Decent beer, 
dreadful food. There were the inevitable complaints concerning the flavor of Pablo’s 
salsa and the texture of  the slippery off-yellow jalapeno cheese dip provided. Despite 
the LRF’s claims to the contrary, this stuff rivaled some of the rat-killing swill foisted on 
us by the notorious Dr. No. Speaking of rats, swill, and Dr. No, it appears that the 
defrocked Educator of the Young will be among us once again in a week or so. 
Apparently, it is critical that he get out of state for a while, and we are the lucky ones 
chosen to receive him.

So..................we move to Summer Hashing Time, Wednesday evenings at 6 pm and 
await the arrival of the evil Dr. 

#460, Wednesday, June 15, 6 pm, Safe Sweats Sets********************
#461,  Wednesday, June 22, 6 pm, Solo Sets
#462,  Wednesday, June 29, 6 pm, Throatwarbler Sets

** Post hash - gathering at the Geezerheim to tell lies and insult No. A grill will be 
provided, but because the Geezer is away until about 4 pm that day, he tells me that 
you will have to bring food + drink.