PRINCETON HHH Hash #452.4

DATE:	Sunday April 10, 1994
SET BY:	Geezer
HASHERS:LRF,  Rojo,  Delay Lllama,  In Up To His Waist, Wacko,  The Milkman,
Safe Sweats, BIG NUT
WEATHER:Slick and Slimy
VENUE:	Johnson School - Stonybrook - Laz A Polonia - Hun's School - Quaker
Meeting House - Institute Woods - Hanging Bridge - Elizabeth Town Water
Treatment Facility

BIG NUT RETURNS FOR THE FLOWER POWER HASH OF TREACHERY AND FALSE HOPE

I'll give this newsletter about as much thought as the Geezer gave his hash
venue.  There was one thing remarkable about this hash, we found the trail
without needing any guidance from the Geezer who was trailing in an effort to
steer us as much as possible from shortcutting.  In fairness to the aged one,
the hash was actually fun, due in no small part to the excellent hashing
conditions.  Mud everywhere, and slick as it comes - the Milkman won the award
for highest spots kicked up his back, rising all the way up to the neck of his
T-shirt.  (He claims that without a hat he usually gets it into his hair.)  The
Delay Lllama asked at the end if we had ever hashed past that little hanging
bridge in the woods before, and then cowered under the onslaught of vituperation
hurled upon him by Wacko and the LRF.  In Up To His Waist rather quietly
seconded "3 L's" wonder at this structure pointing out that he, too, had never
seen what Geezer called "The Hash Icon" before, a point that was no doubt
obvious when he went "In Up To His Neck" swimming the rank creek as the veterans
sidestepped around, not wanting to suffer the two weeks of intestinal hell they
know awaits him.  Big Nut perhaps put it best when he noted that Princeton is
the only hash where people yell "BORING!!" instead of "ON ON" when they are on
marks and complain loudly when there are no marks.  Both of which, I might add,
we are duly proud.  The LRF remarked again and again how he never crossed
Stonybrook like the rest of us tyros, knowing the Geezer wouldn't dare risk
death on the grounds of Lalapalooza, but the Geezer duly noted how very much
drier the LRF was at the end, NOT.  Wacko actually used Stonybrook as an excuse
to take Rojo's hand ("I really don't trust my ankle.").  On the way back across
Rojo slid down an embankment into the drink and was surprised to find the
mild-mannered Milkman enjoying a few chuckles at her expense.  The hash ended
with the usual beer and chips after about 1 hour and 15 minutes - all those who
were on last week's Solo marathon were grateful.

NEXT HASHES:  
  SUNDAY April 17	2PM	LRF sets
AWAY HASH-->  SATURDAY April 23	PHILADELPHIA 850th, talk to Geezer or RoJo
  SUNDAY April 24	2PM	LFBB sets
  SUNDAY May 1st	2PM	Delay Lllama sets
  SUNDAY May 8th	2PM	Undergraduates farewell set (no doubt a hash style run)
AWAY HASH-->	MAY 14-15 1994-->BALTIMORE  Talk to Geezer and Delay Lllama
  SUNDAY May 15th	2PM	??? Sets ???
  SUNDAY May 22nd	2PM	Flasher Gordon Sets