PRINCETON HHH HASH #456.4 

Date: May 8, 1994

Weather:  Remote

Set By: TFM and Noname Neidre

Hashers:  LRF, Geezer, Rojo, In up to his Waste, Delay Lllama, Safe Sweatz

Venue:  Kunkel Park 

First to Cooler: Joe Burns

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

Morons on the Loose in Pennington

Ok, Ok so it’s late. You’re lucky it’s here at all. The TFM looked totally, f.....ingly moronic 
when the Geezer asked him when the advertised Tour of Pennington would reach the 
hash iconic Kunkel Park. Nameless Neidre, his unindicted co-conspiritor apparently was 
less worried but only because he still didn’t know where Kunkel Park was. Some pretty 
strange things happened on this rookie set. For example, the setters apparently thought 
it a good idea to put an arrow, designed to be encountered half way through the hash, 
in plain view at the start. They seem startled when much of the pack headed right for it. 
Totally f....ingly moronic! But back we came, figuring that shortcutting the whole thing 
was unproductive. Fields, schools, some decent shiggy, a nicely extinct Bambi enlived 
the route to the inevitable end.....all together now..........Kunkel Park, TFMoronic! 
Speaking of moronic, the Delay Lllama was delayed at one point and vanished for 
much of the run. The end was enlivened by the appearance of Mr. 
A. Watchful Citizen who showed up to photograph the cute graphics applied by NN and 
TFM to the roof of Kunkel Park’s once pristine gazebo. 

All in all not bad for a first set. Next time include the other icons in Pennington - Bambi 
him/herself and the Fountain at the End of the World.

Road Trip Report on Baltimore 100. Nice run - 90 minutes through field and hills for 
about 70 locals and visitors. Geezer and the Lllama from PH3, Pushnermaybe was 
there for a while, Target, Coin Box (ask Wacko how she got her name), Alan Bowser, 
the Ian Cummings and Pete from Tanzania dog and pony act, many of the usual 
suspects. A number of stream crossings enlivened the first run, set by Mad Dog. Few 
other hashes share the PH3’s love of shiggy. What would be a routine stream crossing 
at any time of year becomes a celebratory event in other places. No mud, few thorns. 
But a good set nonetheless. The food was Ok: leatherburgers and $700 potato chips; 
Very Good Beer, and the T-shirt certainly beat the $35 El-Cheapo hat we all got at the 
Philly 850th.  Pushnermaybe did a swan dive in the woods good for a 7.0 on the 
international stitch scale, and retired for the moment. The second day’s run was also 
set by MAD DOG, but his hangover was showing and we did a desultory 42 min 
through deepest HAVRE DE GRACE, a graceless burg if ever there were one.