Hey!  Check it out!!!  I should have started doing this a long time ago!
Thanks for putting the idea into my head, Hashrat!!

PRINCETON HHH Hash #446.4

DATE:	Sunday February 27, 1994
SET BY:	Mr. Fluffy
HASHERS:Wacko, Safe Sweats, Guy, Ro Jo, In Up To His Waist, The Village Idiot
VISITORS: Target (from Phillie)
WEATHER:  25¡F with a windchill of -76¡F
VENUE:	A loop from Fluffyheim to Fluffyheim (9 Smallwood Ct)

Freeze Your Face Off Fun!

I don't know why you lame-o's expect me to write a newsletter when you aren't
even willing to sacrifice an extra couple of hours out of your busy day to honor
the Fluff man with your presence down in Marlton, but I owe it to the big ole
Teddy Bear in the South to describe at least the wonderful apres if not the
BORING hash.  Seems Fluffy prefers aerial to ground assaults as a couple of
shotgun-wielding homeowners scared him off their private property.  He claimed
he was worried for the welfare of the hounds - a far fetch.  So the trail was
what one might call less than intriguing.  Some sidewalks through a development
- down a firebreak for a mile - down a road for a mile - lost in a field for 15
minutes - educated guess that it's a loop - and back to the Fluffy home just as
the Village Idiot (SCB that he is) was finishing barbecuing the chicken and
burgers.  Some enjoyment was garnered at this point by knowing that Fluffy was
still out looking for the stragglers who had actually tried to follow his
disjointed trail.  The only true fun on the trail came after the one hundred
yards or so of broken terrain leading to a water-crossing just before the
firebreak.  Various techniques were employed as we confronted the ominous strip
of very cold water.  The Village Idiot, living up to his pseudonym, figured he
couldn't leap the whole thing so he would place his plant foot in the water and
leap to the far bank, which of course resulted in planting his plant foot deep
into the muck followed by an invigorating swim.  Safe Sweats plant foot never
really planted but he somehow managed to postpone his fall until the far bank
through a series of contortions that would have made Houdini proud.  Ro Jo
didn't even try, conceding the inevitable.  The end result of dousing sneakers
followed by Arctic windchills was laces frozen too solid to untie.  The apres at
9 Smallwood Court made up for the straightforward hash - barbecued chicken -
burgers - Fluffy's family recipe for baked beans (not only does he cook them
three times before serving them, he also eats them three times) - brownies -
Cracker Jacks - heat - chips and salsa - and BEER - something we haven't found
at the end of all hashes recently.

NEXT HASHES:  MARCH IS C.D.I. Month!!!
  SATURDAY March 5	2PM	Wrong Way sets [Dr. No will be visiting for this                                gala affair]
  SUNDAY March 13	2PM	Toxic Waste sets [Beware the Ides of March]
  SUNDAY March 20	2PM	Throat Warbler  sets [Where there's a will...]
  SUNDAY March 27	2PM	Wacko sets
  SUNDAY April 3	2PM	Solo sets
  SUNDAY April 10	2PM	Geezer sets
  SUNDAY April 17	2PM	LRF sets