PRINCETON HHH HASH #434.4 

Date: November 21,1993
Weather:  Wasted
Set By: Wacko
Hashers:  Dead Barney in a Sewer, Dybshyg, Road Jaundice, Ron Roessler, Jud 
Brewer, Art Taylor, Sam Dellenbaugh, Some Nerd, The Madam, Solo, Mr. Fluffy, 
Louisiana Reptile Fancier, Geezer
Rookies: Dan Vogl, Andy Dubill
Venue:  Miller and Friendship Roads somewhere on the Great Treadmill of Life
First to Cooler: Joe Burns

Description, polemics, comments, and lies: 

			            	Two Wasted Lives 

This was Wacko’s 300th hash. Wacko was present at the birth of the Princeton Hash 
House Harriers (nee, Stevenson Hall HHH) on October 7, 1979, and has set more of 
these things than anyone else (66.5). One might be pardoned for thinking that someone 
who had wasted the major portion of his life placing obscure marks in New Jersey 
swamps might at least have grown familiar enough with the turf to select a memorable 
venue for one of those round numbers that define our lives. Not so, for we started off 
right where we ended Hash #413.4, May 26, 1993, just before Wacko made his 
temporary and futile escape to North Africa. Believe it or not, this was also the 300th for 
the Louisiana Reptile Fancier. The LRF started later than Wacko (not even Your 
Intrepid Scribe knows the exact date, but it was somewhere around hash #50) and 
therefore makes an even better candidate for the major life-waster of the PH3. Wacko 
and the LRF are thus forever joined by this surreal coincidence, doomed to wander 
together through the foul-smelling, shiggy-ridden regions of the earth, searching for that 
elusive last mark, that final cooler filled with the elixir that would release them from their 
endless treadmill. They have been condemned by some especially cruel god to run 
forever on the great false trail of life.

Oh, the hash itself: thorns and mud, confused rookies, a lost Solo; what would you 
expect?

Hash Trash: Your Ever-beloved Scribe has been receiving unsigned letters from a 
former PH3-er now in Singapore. However, I have my sources, and my spies are 
everywhere. I have unearthed her identity. Kendra Hershey, who ran all of two times 
with us now hashes all over the world. May she be subjected to the cruel fate of Wacko 
and the LRF.

Next Hashes:   	# 435.4 Sunday, November 28,  2 pm, A. G. Zaire sets
	# 436.4 Sunday, December 5,  2 pm, Sleeper sets
	# 437.4 Sunday, December 12,  2 pm,  LRF sets