PRINCETON HHH HASH #433.4 

Date: November 14,1993
Weather:  Hotski Gavotski
Set By: Solo
Hashers:  Geezer, Dead Barney in a Sewer, Dybshyg, Wacko, Road Jaundice, Ron 
Roessler, Jud Brewer, Art Taylor, Effross
First to Cooler: Joe Burns
Description, polemics, comments, and lies: 

There are so many ways to start: “Just when you thought it was safe....”     “He’s 
Baaaaack.....” etc., etc., boring, boring, boring write up stuff; you can imagine it all. In 
fact it’s all so overwhelmingly, stupifyingly tedious that instead we will give you another 
of your beloved scribe’s favorite pointlessly stupid riddles (just to set the tone, you 
know): 

“What do you call a Philippino contortionist?”

Suffice it to say that, although 241.2 hashes have passed since Effross’ last 
appearance on October 9, 1988, nothing much has changed. Number 192.2 was a 
typical mindless LRF hash in  the Herrentown Woods. Apparently the Reptilian One 
was substituting for Genghis Kahne who had cancelled (surprise!). Other luminaries 
were there, however: Lopez, as yet unnamed for his 200 yard fiasco (“Oh, it was 
snowing sooooo hard”), Son of Geezer, who had already committed his Crime of the 
Century (hence the 2/10 in the number). The uninspired write-up notes that “Effross 
was lost to injury.” Well, you win some and you lose some. Apparently his injuries have 
at last healed, because there he was, camo hat and all, on the Stevenson porch, all set 
to rock and roll. 

Somewhere off Route 27, about half way to New Brunswick, there lies a vast wasteland 
of construction sites, scrub farmland, and nameless roads that run endlessly from here 
to there, never quite getting to “there”. We explored rather a lot of this stuff on this hot 
Sunday, thrashing aimlessly in even more desultory fashion than usual, or so it 
seemed. Solo favored us with a series of falses ending with arrows, and this addled 
pack took a long time to figure out his technique. The highlight of the day was Ron’s 
swan dive into a fetid, malodorous stream. Effross spent much of the 1:40 thrashing in 
the thorns, but as I said already, nothing much has changed since his last appearance.
		                              

Next Hashes:   

	# 434.4 Sunday, November 21,  2 pm,  Wacko sets
	# 435.4 Sunday, November 28,  2 pm, A. G. Zaire sets
	# 436.4 Sunday, December 5,  2 pm, Sleeper sets