PRINCETON HHH Hash #424.4 DATE: Monday August 30, 1993 SET BY: Pushnermaybe HASHERS: Wacko, RoJo, Some Nerd, Safe Sweats, Solo, 11 SUMMIT HASHERS WEATHER: Dark VENUE: AT&T at Exit 26A off 287 near Summit THE SUMMIT of PRINCETON HASHING It's Monday evening, 5:30 PM, you're tired from work, haven't quite recuperated from the weekend, you're starved, do you... A. Go home and eat. B. Go out and eat C. Do some of the millions of things you never have time to do like eating D. Drive 2 hours to Summit, NJ and back to run around in the dark for an hour. You are at 87 Prospect with four idiots who chose D. Do you... A. Take RoJo's Geo Storm which seats 0.64 of a person comfortably B. Take Safe Sweat's wagon which has three wheels, one for steering C. Take the Big Blue Van which hasn't been above 50 mph in two years D. Take Some Nerd's bike You arrive at the AT&T parking lot at around quarter to 7. A rag-tag group of Summit hashers is slowly gathering. 15 minutes later those who took the Big Blue Van arrive. It's already dark and Pushnermaybe has set the trail. Do you... A. Get back on the bike B. Hide in the Pushnermaybe's car C. Run 3/4 mile down a road - turn right - run a 1/2 mile through woods along the highway - stop and wait for stragglers - wonder if you'll ever see RoJo and Safe Sweats again - watch as several Summit hashers opt to go through a shoe- sucking swamp (this time literally!) instead of using the nice little bridge 50 feet to their right - explain to the Summit hashers that the double-cross means cross a difficult thicket skirting the golf course - explain to the Summit hashers why you didn't realize that the double cross really meant to run half a mile across the golf course with no marks ("Pushnermaybe is a moron!" seemed to work best) - finally meet up with RoJo and Safe Sweats as they too are wandering aimlessly around this golf course invoking reprimands from indignant golfers. (what the hell were they doing out there in the dark anyway?) - climb a fence before running down the road for another half a mile to the end - eat chips and salsa while listening to Pushnermaybe weakly defend his incompetence [ED NOTE: Steaming to Milford reports that when he called a Fairfield County hare "incompetent" at the end of a Hash they all thought he was quite rude. Talk about incompetent!] - ride home with Some Nerd discussing how to not get bitten by water moccasins and why anorexics can run so well, to a point (they feel no pain). D. Tack yourself to a wall by driving a metal stake through your brain POST SCRIPT: We still got home before we did on Solo's Paleolithic Party last week. NEXT HASHES: SUNDAY SEPT 12 2:00 PM 425.4 LRF Sets SUNDAY SEPT 19 2:00 PM 426.4 Geezer Sets SUNDAY SEPT 26 2:00 PM 427.4 Wacko Sets All Hashes begin with a general gathering at 87 Prospect St. in Princeton NJ (the computer center parking lot behind 91 Prospect St) and a subsequent (and usually immediate) departure by caravan to the start. Call Wacko at (609)-426-0893 (H), (609)-734-9282 (W) for details. HASH SETTERS OF PREVIOUS WEEKS Wed Jul 29 6PM 371.4 LRF set Wed Aug. 5 6PM 372.4 Geezer set Wed Aug. 12 6PM 373.4 Big Nut set Wed Aug. 19 6PM 374.4 Throat Warbler set Wed Aug. 26 6PM 375.4 Wacko set Sun Sept. 6 2PM 376.4 Solo and Sleeper set Sat Sept. 12 1PM 377.4 Village Idiot set Sun Sept. 20 2PM 378.4 LRF set Sat Sept. 26 12 NOON 379.4 NYC set Sun Oct 4 2PM 380.4 Geezer set Sun Oct 11 2PM 381.4 The Meat Man set Sun Oct 18 2PM 382.4 RoJo set Sun Oct 25 2PM 383.4 Throatwarbler set Sun Nov 1 2PM 384.4 Wacko set Sun Nov 8 2PM 385.4 Yakker set Sun Nov 15 2PM 386.4 LRF set Sun Nov 22 2PM 387.4 Solo set Sun Nov 29 2PM 388.4 LRF set Sun Dec 6 2PM 389.4 Big Nut set Sun Dec 13 2PM 390.4 Geezer set Sun Dec 20 2PM 391.4 Wacko set Sun Dec 27 NO HASH Sat Jan 2 3PM 392.4 Village Idiot set Sun Jan 10 2PM 393.4 Eight Balls set Sun Jan 17 2PM 394.4 Pushnermaybe and Diane set Sun Jan 24 2PM 395.4 Solo set Sun Jan 31 2PM 396.4 LRF set Sun Feb 7 2PM 397.4 Throat Warbler set Sun Feb 14 2PM 398.7 Wacko set Sun Feb 21 2PM 399.7 RoJo set and Burton set Sun Feb 28 2PM 401.7 Safe Sweats set Sun Mar 7 2PM 400.7 Geezer set Sun Mar 14 2PM 402.4 Throat Warbler set Sun Mar 21 2PM 403.4 LFBB set Sun Mar 28 2PM 404.4 Hand Solo set Sun Apr 4 2PM 405.4 Steaming set Sun Apr 11 2PM 406.4 LRF set Sun Apr 18 2PM 407.4 Wacko set Sun Apr 25 2PM 408.4 Ro Jo set Sun May 2 2PM 409.4 Wrong Way set Sun May 9 2PM 410.4 Throat Warbler set Sun May 16 2PM 411.4 Geezer set Sun May 23 2PM 412.4 Hashrat set Sun May 30 2PM 413.4 Wacko set Sun June 6 2PM 414.4 Solo set Wed June 30 6PM 415.4 LRF set Wed July 7 6PM 416.4 LFBB set Wed July 14 6PM 417.4 Geezer set Wed July 21 6PM 418.4 Wacko set Mon July 26 6PM 419.4 TWARBLER set Wed Aug 4 6PM 420.4 RoJo set Mon Aug 9 6PM 421.4 Hashrat set Sun Aug 22 2PM 422.4 LFBB set Wed Aug 25 6PM 423.4 Solo set Mon Aug 30 7PM 424.4 Pushnermaybe set