PRINCETON HHH HASH #420.4 

Date: August 4,1993
Weather:  Quick
Set By: Road Jaundice
Hashers:  Geezer, Wacko, Wee Little Fragile Broken Bone, Safe Sweats, Hashratte
Rookie: Rachel Levin (You weren’t a Klopfer yet), “Dr. Did A Little” from Madison                                 
	      (could she be related to Bo Diddle?)
Pickup by RoJo: Mr X
First to Cooler: Joe Burns

OK As Far As It Went - Which Sure Weren’t Far

Description, polemics, comments, and lies: 

“Sheeeesh”, gasped the Ratte, “I was only beginnin’ to run.” “I never ran,” claimed 
Wacko, and it might be true, as no one really saw him on this perversion of what might 
have been a great evening. As usual, the Geezer was too bushed to comment, WLFBB 
just smiled, and Safe Sweats said, “Huh? What’s going on?”. 

COME ON ROJO! You were our hero. Three good sets and then this abomination. The 
mighty have fallen, disillusionment reigns, and nothing is right in the world. A 35 minute 
run through some LRF wasteland venue might be acceptable; I mean, who cares how 
long we run past the warehouses at the end of time? 35 minutes of a Safe Sweats hash 
would be a world record for length (zero being the usual time). On the Geezer’s last 
hash, no one found any marks in the first (or last) 35 minutes. But we expect more of 
you, and are deeply, perhaps permanently, damaged by this feeble performance.

It’s August, the dog days. These are the days of idiocy and brain-boiled insanity. Days 
of weirdness and dementia. Your Beloved Scribe offers you, in the spirt of such times, 
and because he or she can’t bring him- or herself to denigrate further poor RoJo’s  
pathetic effort, a deeply, truly mindlessly stupid riddle.

What did the newspaper say when the psychic midget escaped from prison?*

Ah, where was I? Oh yes, back to RoJo’s set. Well, the terrain was good, as far as it 
went. But rather than use the excellent territory to good advantage, she spent most of 
her time prospecting for dates. God knows, she’ll never find anyone in the mangy group 
that runs these summer evenings. She actually came up with some poor soul, and 
managed to dragoon Mr. X from a nice sensible run into her web. What will come from 
this doomed union? The mind reels and avoids the question. 




There is evidence that RoJo was aware of her shortcomings in this set, and even 
somewhat remourseful. In fact, it is rumored that, almost as this is written, she will hurl 
herself out of an airplane high over New Jersey. Oh well, just don’t stand underneath.



Hash #405.4 still has no writeup. Waiting....... waiting......for decades......IF THERE IS 
NO WRITEUP SOON I WILL WRITE ANOTHER LRF PARODY! BE WARNED.


   








# 421.4 Monday, August 9,  6 pm,  Hashrat sets

# 422.4 Monday, August 16,  6 pm,  Little Fragile Broken Bone sets