PRINCETON HHH HASH #406.4 Date: April 11, 1993 Weather: Vanishing Set By: LRF Hashers: Geezer, Allan, Steaming to Vietnam, & Road Jaundice Rookies: Steaming’spal WHERE’S WALT? Waiting. . . For decades. Waiting. . . We are the first. Waiting. . . Our autochef failed years ago. No sunlight for weeks. The cooler is barren. Waiting. . . Our choices are limited. We dare not leave the parking lot, for Safe Sweats may yet show up. Waiting. . . We have tuned the transmitter to the neural frequency of the local simian bipeds, and it is broadcasting lure-images of irresistable appeal. But where is Walt? Waiting. . . HOW CAN HE RESIST?!? But wait! A reptilian simioid has entered the lot. Cavorting about in festive zeal! Crashing through tree-tendrils, sinking and slipping in succulent slime!! And bleating and barking, "Oink! Oink!" and "Arkoo!" Willing to set and totally in our power!! But patience! We will give him 10 minutes and then follow, as... Each step brings us closer. Just a bit further . . . we're crossing the slushy savannah (frightening long-necked winged honkers into desperate flight) . . . . racing down to the grassy flood-plain (so like the razor-reed delta of the glorious Arfx!) . . . how delectable! For the final few meters we'll just run into the glacial runoff. Deeper, deeper, yes . . . the other simioids stand stunned on the bank . . . a few steps more . . . I slowly open the hatch of the cooler to reach the chips . . . The marsh vapors! I forgot! The madness . . . CROAK! CROAK! NEXT HASHES 407.4 Sunday April 18 2 PM Wacko sets 408.4 Sunday April 25 2 PM A. G. Zaire sets 409.4 Sunday May 2 2 PM Cuban Assassin sets 410.4 Sunday May 9 2 PM Hashrat sets 411.4 Sunday May 16 2 PM Pushnermaybe sets 412.4 Sunday May 23 2 PM Geezer sets 413.4 Saturday May 29 2 PM Stephanie sets NOTE HHH # 405.4 Never was written up........ waiting.....for decades....