PRINCETON HHH HASH #386.4 Date: November 15, 1992 Weather: Pelucid Set by: Louisiana Reptile Fancier Hashers: Solo, Geezer, Wacko, Gnu Rachelle Visitors/Rookies: Jackie “The Biker” Berger, Bruce McKenna, Omar Cruz, Walt Reptilespal First To Cooler: Joe Burns “Oh my hemstreeng, eet eez keeling meee.” 8-Ball, reincarnation of Philippe Description, Comments, Polemics, and Lies: Last week it was Eight Ball who was the most scathing in his derision of Mastro’s (“Little Fragile Broken Bone”) inability to run with a mere broken foot. Now we hear, on the eve of his putative set, “I’ve pulled a muscle, but I bought the chips.” Not since the legendary Philippe Swysen (“Oh Merde! I have brooken my vooot again.”) have we been treated to such whining. At least the Little Fragile BB kept on running. Fortunately, the LRF was prevailed upon to set a hares and hounds. Unfortunately, he did set a hares and hounds and kept us going for an hour forty through Princeton Town, Princeton Campus, The Graduate College, The Institute for Retrogressed Study, The Institute Woods, Princeton Nursaries, The Helo Pad, The Soccer Fields (scene of a truly stupifying act of blind idiocy by the Geezer and Solo), finally ending at the fragrant garbage dump masquerading as a mulch pile at the foot of the fields. There he left us, in true Southern Hospitality fashion, to freeze in the dark. One of the more memorable ON IN’s. More Trash: Next week will be Wacko’s 200th run with the PH3. We should mark this sign of a wasted life in some appropriate way. Pizza at Conte’s? Ha Ha Ha, another labored inside joke. The Geezer will scout out a pizza venue, so plan on it. Next Hashes: #387.4 Sunday, Nov. 22, 2 pm, Solo sets #388.4 Sunday, Nov. 29, 2 pm, LRF sets (again ??) joint with Deptford H3 #389.4 Sunday, Dec. 6, 2 pm, Geezer and Fluke Lemming set #390.4 Sunday, Dec. 13, 2 pm, 8-Ball sets All Hashes start with a general gathering at 87 Prospect St. in Princeton (the Computer Center parking lot behind 91 Prospect St.) and a subsequent (and often immediate) departure by caravan to the start. Call Wacko (609) 426-0893 (H), (609) 734-9282 (“W”) or the Geezer (609) 258-3909 (W), (609) 924-6533 (“H”), for details.