PRINCETON HHH HASH #366.4

Date: June 24, 1992
Weather: Ornot
Set by: Wacko
Hashers: Dogshrinker, The Madam, Road Jaundice, The Geezer, Throatwarber, Big 
Nut
Phantom: Hand Solo
Visitors: Village Idiot, Jeff Idiot’s Pal
Rookies: Lisa Ingegneri, Joe Fox, Sarah Madam’spal
First To Cooler:  Joe Burns
Description, comments, polemics, and lies: 
“Take the fifth or sixth light on Scudder’s Mill Road to the Amos Alonzo Stagg Park.” So 
read the instructions, or at least they went something like that.  As will be no surprise, all 
of the half-minds involved in Wacko’s latest fiasco lost the instructions, and had to 
proceed to AAS Park by dead reckoning. As will also be no surprise, essentially 
everyone got lost. The Reptile Fancier was missing and we assumed that he had never 
found the Park, but not so: he was really off on a tour of military bases. He had to go 
because he is so lavishly supported by the Department of Defense (Baby-Killing 
Division). Dr. No was also absent, but we knew that he was still celebrating his selection 
as the G. Harold Carswell Professor of Pederasty at Uncle Duke University. [For 
$50,000 and a chance at the $100,000 question, who was G. Harold Carswell, and what 
was he doing in that Florida Men’s room?]*  
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The only notable event on this Hash was the appearance of a tiny deer nestled in the 
grass in one of the few sylvan stretches on Wacko’s effort. The pack oo’ed and ahh’ed 
at the sweet little thing, assuming it to be a late-born fawn. Not so. Where, I ask, was 
the mother?  Why was she not protecting her young from the dangerously salivating 
group? Why, I ask, was the Dogshrinker on this run?  Where is the Dogshrinker’s dog? 
(Too small to see anymore). This was no fawn - this pathetic creature was simply the 
result of the demented Dogshrinker’s further experiments in animal minimization. Solo 
found the park 20 minutes late and spent two hours running alone in the dark before he 
gave up. Are we surprised? The run ended at Flasher Gordon’s apartment, but the 
Flasher himself wasn’t there. He was either clever enough to not associate with this 
group or was out taking lessons from G. Harold Carswell.

More Trash: #368.4 will be Wacko’s 250th hash. Ned Jackson (Jaxxzohn) and Evy 
Parker (Poison Evy) somehow received a license to breed and have produced a new 
hasher, Kelvin Charles Parker Jaqxsun.

Next Hashes:
#367.4   Wed, July 1, Hand Solo sets. NOTE the appended map to the start. The 
Geezervan will be at 87 Prospect till 6:10. There will be an Apres at the Geezer’s House 
at 111 Fitzrandolph Road. 
#368.4   TUESDAY, July 7, (Note odd day),  Dr. No sets. Apres at the sumptuous Villa 
No, 290 Grandview Drive in Skillman NJ (609) 466-8669 (call often).