PRINCETON HHH HASH #316.4

Date: June 19, 1991
Weather: Tangential
Set by: Throatwarbler
Hashers: Wacko, Dances with Frogs, Dr. No, The Geezer, Gordon Lam, 
Rookie Kaixu Yuan
First to Cooler:  Joe Burns


Descriptions, Comments, Polemics and Lies.

Why is this write-up, so eagerly awaited by the great hashing public (Dybvig, at least), 
so late?  Because your faithful scribe has no idea of what to say, and not much idea of 
where this hash went, that’s why. There’s no one to savage in particular; the Warbler did 
a decent enough job, at least considering his limitations, and no one got terminally lost, 
though Kaixu apparently tried.  Gordon was wearing a particularly fetching space suit-
like garment, worth a down-down or two had there been enough beer.  

We were left cryptic notes by the Warbler and set off for the church of some strange 
New Jersey sect of highway worshipers located just off the intersection of 295 and 31 
somewhere trans-Lawrenceville. Frogs was already in the woods dodging amphibians 
when the Nomobile arrived late to the start (Is the Nomobile a Nobile? Is a new 
Nomobile a Nubile?).  Some schoolchildren had been sighted on the way and the Great 
Educator of the Young had attempted to stop to give them a quick special education 
course. No matter, Frogs was driven back by an “F” which he took to be an indicator of 
lurking hordes of croakers, and the pack set off down the cheerless streets of suburbia, 
leading eventually to woods, salubrious garbage dumps, and, of course, tracks. There 
was a dreadful deadfall that caught Frogs and the Geezer just before the airport, but 
they escaped in time to join most members of the pack as they wound their way through 
the dark and empty office parks of post-Reagan Amerika. Back we went, along a power 
line eventually to the tracks and a quick bounce-over to the cooler. In an 
uncharacteristically noble gesture, No and the Geezer offered to walk the trail 
backwards to look for our lost rookie. The pair covered the 20 feet to the tracks before 
realizing their folly, losing the trail, and settling in to drink. Wacko then took over, but got 
only slightly farther as the intrepid Kaixu appeared from some direction orthogonal to 
the trail. So, all was well as long as the beer lasted, which was about 30 seconds.
                                        
Next Hashes:
		
#317.4	Wednesday, June 26, Wacko sets, 6 pm at 87 Prospect   	
#318.4	Wednesday, July 4, 2 pm at 87 Prospect.  The Geezer sets. APRES at 
the Geezerheim, 111 Fitzrandolph Road, adjacent to the traditionat start, 87 Prospect.  
Bring spouses, significant and insignificant others, but let the Geezer know how many 
are coming (vain hope).  Contributions of food are welcome, but the Geezer told me that 
he’ll make burgers and roast onions. 
#318.4    	Wednesday, July 11, Vigue sets
#319.4     	Wednesday, July 18, Vigue sets
#320.4     	Wednesday, July  25, Vigue sets
#321.4      Wednesday, July  32, Vigue sets