PRINCETON HHH HASH #270.4 Date: July 25, 1990 Weather: Remote Set by: Wacko Runners: Geezer, LRF, Dr. No, Orgostudent, Rob, Rob, The Warbler, WrongWay, Kiat "First to Cooler" Joe Burns Description, comments: No one wrote this one up and no hasher's memory lasts more than a week, so there's not much your scribe can say. It all started out at Nude Road Park or something like that; anyway we'd run out there a zillion times. It went through a maze of twisty little passages all of which looked alike, but there were no arrow people. There was beer. PRINCETON HHH HASH #271.4 Date: Aug. 1, 1990 Weather: Crinkled Set by: Rob Bo Diddle, Toxic Waste Runners: Wacko, Geezer, LRF, Dr. No, Orgostudent, Rob. "First to Cooler" Joe Burns "Field of Screams" "If you set it, they will run." Description, comments: Bo Diddle apparently had no idea that setting with Toxic Waste was dangerous to your mental health, and no one seemed to care much about the mental or physical health of the rest of us. The start was screwed up, the mid-part of the hash chaotic (FUBAR, the long neglected acronymic cousin of the well known SNAFU would be an appropriate description), and the end a travesty. Otherwise, all went just fine. Intrepid hashing allowed us to find a start of sorts, although it was far from where Bo and/or Toxic intended, and repeated "F" overrunning allowed a few of us to reach the edge of the Field of Screams. The Reptile Fancier was slavishly following some of the scattered marks set near the Jos. P. Moron Woods, and Rob was well lost by this time, which, in fact, wasn't very far into any normal hash. There we were, fading gently into the cornfield, lookin' for ole Shoeless Joe and just hoping that Toxic wasn't about to make good on his long standing threat to leave us in one of these mazes to die. But no, in a flash there was the cooler, and all was done. The two setters had lost touch with each other (a good deal) and reality (a bad deal, at least for the rest of us), and the result was essentially a random set of marks. We were left to pick and choose among them. Bo don't know hashing. Next Hashes: NOTE UNUSUAL TIME....NOTE UNUSUAL TIME!!! The Warbler sets TUESDAY, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Princeton. Pizza afterwards at Andy's Tavern.