PRINCETON HHH HASH #264.4 Date: JUNE 3, 1990 Weather: Flossy Set by: Kahne Runners: Orgostudent, Geezer, Louisiana Reptile Fancier, Xilary Jones, Jackie, "YO MAMA" from the Montgomery, Alabama HHH, and, as always, Joe Burns. THE COOK UNNATURAL AREA REDUX Dimly, ever so dimly, it dawned upon the vets in this mini-group that Kahne was going to run us through the Unnatural Area yet one more time. The only serious questions were: (a) How many times would he force us through the indescribably evil Ditch of Slime that runs through the Unnatural Area? (b) How many tough checks would there be? and, (c) What were our chances of finding the cooler in the 30 acre field of belly- high elephant grass at the end? The answers are all the same, zero, zero and zero. In the first instance he didn't know it was there; in the second he was too gentle in the set, and in the third he decided to make up for (b). So we had a nice romp through fields and paths before emerging on Raymond Road for some miserable pavement pounding through dreadfully dreary condos decrepit before their day, destined to deny all delight within, instead to direct their desparate denizens to their drab and diminished destinies. But there was one saving grace to this part of Kahne's otherwise pitiful second set. At the end of the pavement, clearly separated from the common folk by a portal set in an immense wall of brick topped by razor wire lies Cook Manor, the Lair of the Lord of the Unnatural Area. Never before has the Princeton H3, laden as it is with folk who think nothing of setting through back porches and who routinely check living rooms, run through these forbidding gates. Nice touch, Dan. Next Hashes: #265.4 Sunday, June 10, 2 pm. The Geezer sets the Reunions Hash. #266.4 Wednesday, June 20, 6 pm. Wacko sets. Note: SUMMER HASHING TIME #267.4 Wednesday, June 27, 6 pm. Warbler sets #268.4 Wednesday, July 4, 6 pm. Wrong Way sets #269.4 Wednesday, July 11, 6 pm. Who Will Wset?