PHHH #1198.9

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Venue: NYSC Rt 1

Weather: Chilly

Time: 50 minutes

Hares: Solo

Hounds: Hey Yo! Paully, Delicate Psyche, PyroMan, SpeedBumps, Max
the Worried Dog, Euro Trash, HIMZ, Little Blue Butt, WeePea

Description, Polemics, and Lies

Back to the basics. `Twas a fluorescent swamp-stench filled
shiggyfest, complete with cheap beer in cans. No songs, no hype, a
simple slog led through the skunk cabbage to the on-in. Euro Trash
gave his 8 quarter of change to HYP (the only hash cash observed at
the start), while Weepee waxed prolific on the relative advantages
of various summer start times, days, and potential for virgins with
or without boyfriends. Back to the hash… Pyro found a large blue
Superman ball, HIMZ found a Spiderman ball. Paully deflated. Max
got dirty.

The on in brought tears to the old timers' eyes. Standing in the
midst of the swamp, they drank cheap beer (OK, it was Yuengling)
from cans and ate chips and salsa. Only the Geezer was missing.

WePea lobbies for Sunday evening hashes to accommodate the old folks
who need to work in the morning; `bumps shuns "accommodations" in
favor of anarchy. Hash when you will, set when you want to. This
is not, and never has been a democracy.


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