PHHH hash #1183.9 Date: Sunday January 13, 2008 Weather: Yes Time: 60 mins Hare: WeePee and Dougweepeespal Place: Thompson Park, Jamesburg Hounds: Hey YO! Paully, Pyroman, Speedbumps, Max the Worried Dog, Hare in my Zipper, Cliff Diver, Itemized, AmberDog, Hand Solo, Delicate Psyche Seen at On In: The Malamutes Dog Days It was love at first bite. A sniff or two in the right places convinced Max that this was the real deal. He even forgot to be worried for an hour as he chased after this little hot number named Amber. Amber played hard to get as the two romped through Thompson park and environs with gay abandon. They romped past the dog area, mocking the poor mutts trapped inside. The dogs would have enjoyed the Royal Jamesburg Deer Park and Emu Preserve but the pack eschewed the scenic route instead took a shortcut down to the lake. Q. How do you negotiate an open rail crossing when you're a tiny dog? A. Whimper and wait for owner to pick you up and carry you across. Max was too macho (not to mention too big) for such antics and he strode manfully across. The end came soon enough and the 400-lb. malamutes were waiting. Amber looked like a tasty appetizer for them but they were denied the taste of Amberflesh as Dougweepeespal had the 'mutes securely tucked away from temptation. Stayed tuned for the next wueepji set, which may come sooner than you think, and certainly sooner than you would like ...