PHHH hash #1182.9
Date: Sunday January 6, 2008
Weather: Disturbingly good
Hare: Hand Solo
Place: Great Wall Supermarket, Franklin Township
Hares: Hey YO! Paully, Pyroman, Speedbumps, Little Blue Butt, Max the
Worried Dog, Wipi, Hare in my Zipper

No Picnic at Hashing Rock
(with apologies to Peter Weir)

Hashers Disappear on Beekman Road

(AP) Seven members of the Princeton Hash, including a dog,
disappeared
in the middle of Sunday afternoon after following a chalk and flour
trail from the Great Wall Supermarket, police said last night. Phone
calls from two spouses, one great with child, alerted authorities who
otherwise had not heard about the unauthorized path through several
townhome developments.

"We don't know where they went, and frankly we don't have a clue,"
said
Detective Philip Dilip. "It would have been helpful if the hare had
followed standard procedures and trailed the pack, but we've got a
warrant to start digging up his backyard."

Hasher Found Behind 87 Prospect on Princeton Campus

(AP) One of the seven hashers reported missing earlier this afternoon
was found dazed and dehydrated over eight miles from the reported
start of the hash three hours after the start. Apparently named "Weepee,"
he was taken to the Medical Center of Princeton and given three liters
of fluids and a pound of medicinal "Sport" beans. "Most of what he said
can't be repeated in reputable media," said Dr. No. "He responds to
light stimuli and sounds ending with 'n.'" Asked whether the hasher
had been exasperated, the doctor replied, "Regrettably, yes, and very
badly so. Most trails have marks, and the Franklin Township police
tell they found only one round white dot on top of a concrete culvert
a quarter and several intersection from the two dots that Mr. Wipi
mentioned."

Two other hashers were also found behind 87 Prospect and promptly
arrested for trespassing. "Mr. Haio Paully and Ms. Kaylis Entree gave
conflicting accounts about the trail they followed and their
negligence in finding their fellow hare," Princeton officer John Webb
explained. "They're in the pokey til they can explain what the hare
did."

Next week: Wipi takes the Hash to Thompson Park in Jamesburg--Wacko,
make your reservations now!

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And this from the hare:

Talk at the On In (reached after the regulation 60 mins) ran to the fate of the
missing hound. Max was worried but then Max is always worried. Consencus had him
back at the GW ordering a #8 youngasianchickwithlegs. The hare himself had an
encounter of the sinistra kind when setting on semi-private land. The minivan
backing out of the driveway stopped and the window rolled down. I fully expected
the usual "get the F***** off my property" but instead she pushed back her gray
hair and said "DWF ISO mature man for long walks on beach and possible LTR". I
told her to google PHHH and ran off into the woods.
- hs
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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And this from a nameless hasher (hint-HIMZ):

All be worried, be very worried, the almighty dictator of PHHH, fails to find 
marks, fellow hashers or Solo's car which was seen every ten minutes at the 
beginning of the hash.     Weepe was able to find route 27, 87 Prospect (and 
all points inbetween), 2 paint balls (one of which decorated HYP's car) and a 
bag of abandoned Chocolate (which the well fed and watered hashers who laughed 
at his story ate most of)

Noteable quotes that wimpi failed to mention since he choose not to participate 
in the On-in

"If you could lick your balls you never would have gotten married"

and the other I fail to remember as the swill served wiped away all memories.