PHHH #1179.9

Sun Dec 16, 2007

Hare:  Delicate

Hounds: WeePee, Hey YO! Paully, Speed Bumps, Delicate K-9, Bumps, Pyro, Hand Solo

Venue: Ewingville Road, off Federal City Road

Weather: Floods and Pestilence

Time: 1 hour 30 minutes unless you bagged early

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: 

Hash of Biblical Proportions

And it came to pass in the sacred annus of MMVII of the common era that the disciple 
known as Delicate Psyche became the chosen one to reach his seventh lay. The 
responsibility rested heavy on his shoulders as he wrestled with the path to take.  
Only the berobed sandal-wearing tic-infested Grand Master had reached and surpassed 
the dizzying height of seven sets in the year.  Pretenders HIMZ, Solo and HYP fell 
short of the mark with a mere five apiece.

What would fit the occasion?
Pestilence?  no, been there done that
Frogs? no, but toads could be interesting
Virgin sacrifice? no, hard to find the raw material.

So it came to pass that Delicate chose Floods to celebrate the day. Erstwhile 
Trenton State College students, now (and unfortunately) better known as College 
of New Jersey students looked bemused as the bedraggled group trudged by searching
for elusive marks.  And then a miracle happened - Delicate found new terrain 
surprisingly close to 87 Prospect and yet not discovered in the previous 1,178 hashes.

It was a miracle!  The waters parted and the skies cleared as the sun came out.
A rainbow could be clearly seen arcing through the West Trenton skies and at the end
there was - not a pot of gold but ... the FRIG INN.  We thought it was Heaven but 
quickly discovered the opposite when it turned out the barkeep would not dispense 
beer, only bar flies and white castle burgers.

HELL indeed.


Next Hashes:

#1180.9 Sun Dec 23, 2pm HYP ushers in the Winter season, observed 
                        by (Dis)Comfort and Solo at least
#1181.9 Sun Dec 30, 2pm EuroTrash saves the (penultimate) day
#1182.9 Sun Jan 6, 2pm Hand Solo sets the Epiphany Hash
#1183.9 Sun Jan 13, 2pm WeEEipoIueee aims for 8 in '08