STEVENSON HALL HHH HASH  #117

Date:  March 8, 1987

Weather:  70 , sun

Set by:  Wachspress, Quackenbush

Runners:  Effross, MJ III, Courtney, Hiser, Baker, Brueschke, Smith, Franchina, the 
Geezer, Rookies: Brad Dilley, Tiffany Trunko, Todd Quackenbush, Jeff Van Fossen, 
Justin ??

"First to Cooler"  Joe Burns, No one saw who ws next.


Description, comments:  Despite the poor hashing weather, this Tour of Plainsboro 
had its moments.  Your reporter was lost enough so that a clear exposition of the route 
isn't possible, but there was a nice Courtney trap early on which led up a hill liberally 
covered with dead animals.  Courtney went right after it ,no doubt attracted by the 
wildlife, or in this case, wilddeath.  There was also an excellent deep and thorny swamp 
which appeared just after an eternity of EFM running and right before the massed 
Condos--" mazes of twisty little passages all looking alike" as Jahkkson would have 
said.  Ahkksion Jahkkson is alive and as well as it's possible to be in Columbus, Ohio 
where there is no Columbus HHH and Esslinger is just a memory. 

As the pack turned into the swamp, Hiser was making the first of his several serious 
errors.  This one was to follow Baker across an EFM in the direction opposite the correct 
one. I'm not sure how they did it but they both reappeared later on in the Condos.  The 
swamp debouched into a golf course where some of the green pants set were getting 
an early start on the season.  Crossing the course, scattering golfers, gophers, and 
gofers, and dodging errant golf racquette swings, the pack spread into the endless 
Condos, frightening mommies and children and sending the nervous daddies inside to 
look for their shotguns. Hiser, Smith, Effross and the geezer all arrived at the end before 
the beer (how is that possible on a 53 min. hash?) and that's when Hiser got hosed -or 
was it Hoser getting hised?  I forget, but up the Condostairs he went while the beer sat 
unnoticed in the parking lot.  Microcephalics that they were (and are), the other early 
arrivals followed Hiser the hoser and got what they deserved as someone sprinted to 
the beer.

Next Hashes:

#118, Sunday, March 15, 2 pm behind Stevenson 91, Courtney and Hiser set.

#119, Sunday, March 22, Brueschke and Pushner set.

#120, Sunday, March 29, Trunko and Franchina set.

#121, Sunday, April 5, the sun sets at last, as MJ does his first.

#123, Sunday, April 19, Easter Hash--Effross sets the traditional Easter Keg hunt.