PHHH #1166.9 Sun Sep 16, 2007 Hound: DeliCutSikee Date: 9/16/7 (when's the last time the year and month added up to the day?) Time: 1.65 Weather: Comfortable Hare: In my Zipper, HeyYoPaully, Weepee, and Lisa (forever now known as "The Hot Intern") Venue: Montgomery Arts Center to woods and stream and stream and creeks and the same stream and creek and river across again, and again, maybe, nearby trails and deer trails and some Craig Nettle before circling back eventually (but it was no where near a circle, perhaps more trapezoidal) . Highlight for viewers: Weepee getting mucked mid-thigh in the soggy side tributary Lowlight for Weepee: See above (actually it was a nice mud bath!) Lisa stalled at such a sight before she was able to skirt around the soft bottom by taking extra wide steps, in so doing so demonsrating a wider stance than Larry Craig, without any toe touching! The last 1 tenth of one % was BORING on freaking asphalt. What a way to spoil an otherwise happy hash. Overheard at On-In: Helen is coming tomorrow, apparently as soon as DP can get her in the sack. I can only hope she comes on my hash next week. Apres fare was awesome, including flying feed corn, naturally edible CN tablets, and bland salsa (someone remember to bring the salt lick for Weepee!), not available but discussed was dihydrogen oxide, frozen carbon dioxide, floating liquid helium on a string inside a steel balloon, and some dance-crazed naked hot-tub concert goer. For her part in a sultry article of the Lawrence Ledger about coping outdoors in the heat, Lisa is now aka (affectionately known as) "THE HOT INTERN". Next up: HYP's autumnal Equinox Sunday 9/23/7 at 2:30 from (to be announced) Prediction for Monday Night: Eagles 57, Skins 0.