PHHH #1160.9

Weed Aug 8, 2007

Hare:  not at all happy and not really a volunteer Mr Weepee/Ouipee/ Weipi

Hounds - Keyless Entry, Hare in My Zipper, HYP (later) 

Virgins - Louise, Eileen, Glynis, Nancy, Joyce, Michelle, Stacey (don't ask me 
what happened and why we had this showing, I guess the local hs cross country 
team found out about us)

Venue - Sarnoff

Seen at on-in (but don't tell Juicy):HYP (and no there is no photo evidence to follow)

time - 1:40ish

We start by failing to read Weipe's tyrant about lame vouyers on the hash trash 
email list and can't find the start.  A rescue call to the sick and lame gets us 
back on track.  With only two experts on trail and a handful of virgins to manage, 
trail running is slow at best.  We wander through Sarnoff's deep dark secrets and 
find out the they where really who killed the electric car.  We end up taking a 
couple of swims in what would best be called muck, but I guess it could have been 
a lake.  We played on the railroad tracks, but did not see the green when the sun 
lines up perfectly.   Then after playing in traffic and what must have been rose 
plants gone wild (video coming out soon!), we head in the vague direction of 
Princeton.  Eventually we end up at the cemetery off Wash.  Booze and stash for 
all until the "care taker" of the grounds spoiled our fun.  That is 2 Qeepee 
hashes in a row where the sudo authorities have had to come speak semi-harsh 
words to us.  What was funny here was that a smallish woman approaching a group 
in near darkness had more confidence than 2 security dorks in there SUVs in 
broad daylight had last time.

Well we hope for a return of the virgins next week when I set the debacle to top all