PHHH #1157.9 Date: Wed 18th July in the year 2007AD Hare: DP Hounds: HIMZ, HYP, IS, KE, FMS, HS, WPI, ET, JII, KIP, Nn Virgin: Gentleman Jim Venue: Kingston, hard by the long defunct Winepress Inn Talked About On Trail: EP Time 1:29 Chakra Chakra means the center of spiritual energy. This area is connected to Tarra and has overall humid and dark atmosphere. In the center of forest, which is somewhat distant from the village, lie dark desolate swamps, where monsters make frequent appearances. In the middle of the area runs a river, which results in damp land and shallow puddles around it. According to a legend, when the Macuapel Sect was on the defensive, residents here blocked the river course that flows to Sitis Terra, in order to stop the waterway that flows in the direction to Montanus Temple. Subsequently, the ground of Chakra is full of water in it, which formed many puddles and swamps everywhere. Tradition says that new kinds of grasses started to grow around those swamps and the animals that feed on them turned into monsters. For more of this gripping stuff, see www.cronous.com Desolate Psyche took the hapless pack past the Montanus Temple and through the dismal flood plains of Chakra, across the Millstone River, over landfills, along sewer lines and on a short foray into buccolic Autumn Hill Reservation. The Scenic Outlook promised by the trail-signs proved to be a peek through Epi(c)Penis' bathroom window. HYP got an eyeful and said it was SCENIC alright! Full Moon Smiling and Keyless Entry were all aglow from last week's kegly romp through the wilds of Mercer County. They were practically walking on water, which was a useful skill on the night given the conditions. When a Solo falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yes, as Keyless was my witness. She gave it 9.5 with degree of difficulty 2.9 At last the on-in and the homebrews flowed. In honor of Itemized, DP brewed an H&R Bock. We got your backs ... James the RU rower was officially named James the Second. This bodes ill for him since as we all know, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather King James the Second was defeated at the Battle of the Boyne in the summer of 1690. Erin Go Bragh! For no good reason WPI declared next week to be a Red Dress Run and volunteered to set. Upon hearing this news Nn declared he would be running the Medoc Marathon instead. We don't know whether or not he'll be wearing a cute little red number. The schedule . . . #1158.9 6:00 PM Wed July 25  WeePee sets a Red Dress Run #1159.9 6:00 PM Wed Aug 1  ??? sets #1160.9 6:00 PM Wed Aug 8  ??? sets #1161.9 6:00 PM Wed Aug 15  HIMZ sets #1162.9 6:00 PM Wed Aug 22  ??? sets #1163.9 6:00 PM Wed Aug 29 ??? sets #1164.9 2:00 PM Sun Sep 9 IS-CD set in Bristol, PA #1165.9 2:00 PM Sun Sep 16 ??? sets #1166.9 2:00 PM Sun Sep 23 ??? sets #1167.9 2:00 PM Sun Sep 30 ??? sets #1168.9 2:00 PM Sun Oct 7 ??? sets