PHHH #1154.9

Weds June 27, 2007

Hare: Hand Solo

Hounds:   Chris Pilla, Safety Sweats, Exploding Feet, HIMZ, OuiPee 

Virgins: Alex Lester, Dan, Liz (I didn't get their last names, and am not certain I got the first ones right). 

venue: South Brunswick suburbia 

No chips
No salsa
No pretzels
No cookies
No food of any kind
Warm beer (and this was in short supply)
Warm soda
Warm water
A moving target for the on-in, the marks ran out, the
hare was prancing from tree to tree in an attempt to
hide his where abouts. He did not want to share his
skimpy stash of beer.

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I think it was Dan - her husband of 5 years that explained the swifferfack concept.  He may be
back soon, but she has already run away to Tampa early this morning to make good use of those
vocal chords for the next 5 weeks.  

Either way Dan or Dave was the virgin that was leading the mangy pack of lame wanakers searching
for the hare who was wandering aimlessly with piss warm beer in his pack.

Hand Solo wrote:


Liz was the Hash Diva, who is a swifferfack at Westminster, according to Dave, 3rd year grad student. 
That's all I know
- hs
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Because it was a Hand Solo set...

Hand Solo wrote:

> Why were the Virgins leading the way at today's
> debacle?
> 
> - hs
> 
> Sent via BlackBerry from Cingular Wireless
> 
> 

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I will not comment on "swifferfack" ; I'll leave the
honors to Pauli.  I strongly recommend that a better write-up, but I am
not up to it, I am still recovering from the on-in.  
The hare was wandering aimlessly with piss warm beer
in his pack because he succumbed to heat stroke while
setting.

SS