PHHH #1153.9
Date: Weds, June 20, 2007

Hare: Hey Yo! Paully

Hounds: Deli-Cut Psyche, Windbreaker, Hand Solo, Weepoiue, HIMZ, 
Keyless Entry, Exploding Feet

Virgins: Chin Jon (hashed with West London but not with PHHH before 
- or probably again after such treatment at the hands of HYP)

Weather: Fair to Middlin'

Venue: 42 Fackler

Time: 1 hour and 20 minutes

Hey Yo! Paully's Annual Performance Appraisal

Cigar-chomping Boss: Let's start by reviewing your goals for last year
HYP: Yes, boss.

Boss: "Goal 1. Stop abusing the English language."  So how do you think you did?
HYP: Dun goode.

Boss: So how do you explain this quote: "The Good Fumor Man trades his wares to us. 
Funny thing is that all the popsicle stix have Buufalo jokes on them. e.g. How do 
Bison come? In a Buffaload."
HYP: Pretty good hey? That was from #1151.9

Boss: Alright let's move to the next goal. "Goal 2. Stop scaring female hashers away".
HYP: I'm nothing to fear.
Boss: Just look what you did to the visitor Chin Jon on #1153.9 - set a trail smack
through the elephant grass in the Fackler swamp with just a few traces of flour. 
If not for that White Knight Hand Solo she probably still be out there, waiting to 
show up on Cold Cases some day.
HYP: I'll try harder.

Boss: Sure. Last goal. "Goal 3. Set one hour long buccolic hashes next to babbling
brooks followed by elegant repasts served in rustic surroundings".
HYP: Well #1153.9 was by the canal and it was pretty alcoholic.
Boss: That's buccolic not alcoholic.

Boss: Alright, enough of this - last question. Where do you want to be in five years?
HYP: 750.


NEXT UP: Solo sets a hash you would expect from Employee of the Month

Directions:
Meet at 87 Prospect @ 18:00

Route One North to South Brunswick. Go through the intersections at
Ridge, Raymond, New, Major,Northampton/Beekman, Deans Lane.

Then, just after Wendy's jug left onto Henderson Road West

First Right onto Chipper Dr
Stay Right at fork
Go to the end of the road ("T" with Oakey Drive)
Park pretty and look for marks at the intersection.

For better directions use Google Maps; search for "Chipper & Oakey, 08824"

Hash starts at 18:30 or when 87 hashers arrive.