PHHH #1143.9
Date: Sunday, April 22, 2007

O.K. - here is another writeup by me - that's 5 in a row (as far as write-ups submitted) 
including and the last four chronologically as far as actually (d)run(k)). I refuse to 
write up the 5th hash on the reverse calendar because that would be against the eighth 
commandment of hashing (thow show not write-up thy own hash).


OKsion: Bill Shakespeare 443rd birthday.

Hare: Hand Solo (set trail in iambic pentameter)

Hounds: Nuttin Stuck, Hey Yo Paully, Keyless Entree, Warren, Delicate Psyche, 
Eyedemeyes Suction, Born Dork (is this his swan song?!), Pyro and Speed Bumps, Oliver 
the Wonder Doggie, Exploding Feet, and Three Balls.

Weather: warm wind at 80 degrees which struck us at 90 degrees from vertical.

Venue: Franklin Township Open Space around the Courtleyous/ South Middlebush Road intersection.

Hash: A bit scatterbrained, a bit thorny, a bit mushy. 3 stragglers found it hard to catch 
up and were left for dead. 2 of these got to So. Middlebush Rod and saw the marks on the 
3 trees - but only Paully searched across the road where the trail went...and he didn't see 
any marks so he and Nuttin Stuck were indeed STUCK hashing away from the trail (Paully even 
got to the canal). From what I heard, the remainder of the hash was quick (which was why the 
stragglers were left in the lead pax dust) and it was an awesome apres in the middle of a creek 
down from a bunch of school boys playing soccer (after 2 beers we had to restrain KE from 
oggling at all the spandix!)

Time: 1:28 I think - but 1:50 average for the 3 lost souls that scampered back to the cars 
(HYPaully, I'd. Suction, and N. Stuck - we were never good at E. Lit - I thought the trail 
was set in dydactic heptameter). I was just glad I didn't give up and run to Solo's house 
- and that I didn't have to thumb home. 

Overheard at 87 Prospect: Juicy is going to deepfry her afterbirth and pan it off to the 
hashers on the subsequent Paully hash as pork rinds. Also, there is a technical name for 
the several days of vaginal leakage after childbirth - post-natal drip.

Overheard at lot before start: Dork is marrying a Frech Catholic. Wow - I've heard of a 
French Lick but not a French CathLick!

Lies: We crossed two sets of protestors picketing (one bunch of union tractor repairmen and 
several dogwalkers sponsored by the "No Outlet" foundation). Luckily though, we were 
accompanied by Three Balls so you might just say we had a .....(scroll down)
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