PHHH #1138.9
Date: Sunday, March 18, 2007 (Happy Birthday, Faith Magoun)
Place: Mercer County Park
Weather: Frosty the melting snowman
Time: 90 minutes
Hare: Hare in my Zipper
Hounds: Hey YO! Paully, Safe Sweats, Sjorn Dork, Ouipee, Three Ball,
Quackenbush (aka Muffleman, if Geezer's keeping score)
Seen at 87 Prospect: Delicate Psyche
Not seen at 87 Prospect: Windbreaker

Description, Polemics & Lies

County Park Freeze-out (with due credit to the Boss)

Ice drops on the county
Bad Zipper searching for his groove
Seems like the whole burbs walking pretty
And you can't find the marks to move
Well everybody better double cross, take
I'm running on the wet side
And Quack's got his back to the lake
County park freeze-out, county park freeze-out

I'm stranded in the shiggy
Marking all the snow they was giving
The swamp is wet but the flour's light
And chalked by the hare of the living
On a badly rotted tree bridge Weeps and Dork both blast
Running past the ice rink yells got real quiet real fast
He hit us with a county park freeze-out
County park freeze-out
And we're all alone, we're all alone
Wanker you better get the picture
Hounds are on our own, hounds on our own
And we can't go home

When the pack made the on-in
And Safe Sweats set it on fire
Near the coastline and the clubhouse
Wankers warm their hands by the pyre
we're gonna knock back brews easy and laugh
When Paully and ol' Three Ball bust this zigzag in half
With a county park freeze-out, county park freeze-out
County park freeze-out.. .