PHHH #1133.9

Hash Date: 2/11/7

Time: 46:49

Nostil Domus: Safe Sweats is an idiot {i.(d)e.(ot) soivant}. He practically 
predicted that two virgins would show up today - not only that but their 
first and last consonants would be the same!

Venue: Woodfield Reservation and environs surrounding such

Hound: Delicate Psyche (fresh off his faxed "hhh" orgasm (see previous 
Emails full of h's).

Hares: 2 virgins, Exploding Feet, Safe Sweats, Weeppee, Quakenbush Eye Eye 
Eye, Hey Yo Paully, Cliff (not Muff) Diver, Eyethemeyes Suction, Hand Solo, 
Chris Pilla (aka waiting for gouda)

Virgins: Alicestair (actually a boy) and Eleanor (also a boy) Eleanor was 
so enthused to drink his beer as we sung to him we almost named him "wants 
to go down ASAP", or WTGDASAPfs (fs = for short.).

Weather: Crisply Clear

Substrate: semi-permafrost

We followed marks that were apparently set in four stages. I started the 
fist movement with a bladder outlet. I have yet to bowel release. 
Movement 1 in Woodfield Lot. Movement 2 at water tower structure(s) off 
Drakes Corner Rd. Movement 3 across Cheery Valley Road. Movement 4 was the 
on-in cymbal - a lot to be sold (how much hash cash do we have?) where we 
had to search for beer. Couple more were found is SS mobile (although the 
wine bottle was empty!).

On way home Paully, on bike, found wayward Solo (running in circles as if 
a squirrel hit by passing vehicle) - set on right path. Also on way home, 
found Eyethemeyes Suction and Cliff Diver on Cheery Valley Road - set on 
right path despite trying to be run over by pushy commuters. Hare in 
SSmobile picked them up in the nick of time!

Flashback: February 2, 2007
A)Punxatawny, PA - Groundhog named Phil does not see his shadow. Thus 
their will be an early spring, not six more weeks of winter, (as 
evidenced by Tuesday 2/20/7 fore{play}cast) .
B)Lawrenceville, NJ - OBGYN sees HYP's offspring in Juicy womb. Thus 
six more months of pregnancy (as evidenced by Juicy's midsection)

Flashtoday: February 11, 2007
C)Princeton Township, NJ - Juicy warned me not to bike to the hash until 
she buys me a light for my bicycle (I told her she should have gotten me 
one for Christmas!). I arrived home on bike and the sun was still shining 
- this is surely further evidence of global warming - not to mention it's 
been below averagely cold the last 2 weeks (it's time for another trip to 
Frankoj COrner Tavern - maybe Weepee will set the Hard Corpse hahs to end 
there (or at least midpoint?!).

Breaking news - Anna Nichole Smith was found dead in her Hard Rock Hotel 
and Casino in Hollywood, CA 1:48 p.m. PST one day this week - FUCKING 
GERALD FORD GOT less COVERAGE! Fags will stand at half mast this week in 
her honor.