PHHH #1115.9

Date - 10-8-6
Weather - Mild
Hare - Ksilent Nkight
Hounds - HeyYoPaully, Safe Sweats, Bjorn Djork, Caligulation, Speed Bumps, Exploding Feet, 
Oliver the Wunderbradog, Pyro Man and Little Blue Butt. 2, maybe 3 virgins. 

Virgins: At least two of them (we'll get there names on subsequent write-ups if no one can 
attest). One virgin was touted to be a friend of Salsa Bitch! (He kind of looked like him 
a little - sure he's not an inbreeding relative?

Venue - Battlefield/CornField/InsTITuteFields/CampusFields
Time - 1:21 for pack
Run through trails, a little raod, clever checks with DeadEnds/Fs double + thru corn (if 
you dared to go straight through)

Drinking Yingling is surpassed by someone finding Homoerotic Tick Checker's pistachios 
(HTC himself being absent - they were even better!). We devoured the Pepperage Farm cookies 
but left the oldage donuts in the fridge - yuck! 

Good news - no damage at apartment however, next door neighbor woken up and extremely 
agitated when Dallas Cowboys punter fumbled a snap over his head on the 11 yard line and 
the EAGLES freaking POUNCED on it MAN! I guess he heard the Eagle-fan kalebration at the 
On-In. 

Fuck him! Take another pill and wear earplugs you lazy-ass bitch.