PHHH #1109.9

Date: Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Weather: Not too thick

Start: Institute for Advanced Study Parking Lot A

Time: First wave, 34 minutes; Second Wave, 52 minutes

Hares: Warren Baelen and Keeva Kaese

Hounds: Wacko, Hand Solo, Hey YO! Paully, Weapi, Bjorn Dork, Delicate
Psyche, Windbreaker, Hare in my Zipper, Full Moon Smiling, Queef, Mike
Hay, Chris Pilla, Molly Baker nka Keyless Entry, Scott Milldrum nka
Caligulate,

Virgins: Shobal (very sic), Windbreaker's associate from the Wilson
School 

Seen at 87 Prospect: Mr. and Mrs. Dork, parents of Bjorn, still
leaving his dad one shy of the statistics

Descriptions, Polemics and Lies

Send in the Clowns

And you couldn't have asked for a better couple than Keeva and Warren.
Carefully tracking weather forecasts, they set the trail Monday night
before trying again after two days of showers. We enjoyed fulsomely
ample marks of crisp whole wheat flour, marks that substituted checks
for trail: "On 1, On 2, Checkmark!" resounded repeatedly through the
rich beech and sycamore forest, and sometimes the trail simply led from
one check to another.

A regular laff riot, especially when Paully led a few morons who should
know better across the rope bridge well past a False. Meanwhile Wacko
short-cutted the true trail and faked right before leading the pack left
around a field, before Weepy led the crew to the on-in by the pond.

And what an on-in, reminiscent of the rich revelry hosted by Rambo and
SCHWA! in Ought-ought
(www.princetonol. com/groups/ phhh/archive/ 757.4.txt) . There were the
excited hares--"Was it shitty enough, or what? Yeah? Oh, we've got real
beer, but you have to answer a question." There was the Yeungling and
more Keystone Light than Nestea's beer flavored-water division has any
right to sell in a year, much less a day. There was Paully showing his
chops as a defense lawyer, using models to show how he didn't actually
touch Suicide Watch, their lengthy discussion of what really happened,
and how she really and truly assured him she didn't mind. Oh, Eartha,
those Turks
(www.leoslyrics. com/listlyrics. php?hid=R77ngNFl N6w%3D) have nothing on
those Mormons!

There were down-downs galore, so many that the mighty Princeton Hash,
stalwart in its defense of its two-song list, actually encouraged Paully
to sing a third, the pack was so bored. There was drinking from the
Cheezy Pouf bag, which Keeva found as appealing as a yeast infection,
and drinking from the Chips Ahoy tray, and drinking from bottles, where
the virgin used an ancient Vedic guzzling technique to suck his dry in
less time than it took to twist off the cap. There was a birthday
down-down for Caligulate, who took an expert pratfall over Master Klown
Keeva, and a naming down for Molly/Keyless Entry, whose nom d'Hash
narrowly won over something almost as amusing and even more quickly
forgotten. And there was a down-down for Windbreaker, who finally found
out what her camel toe is, just before she departs for the depravities
of Amsterdam's hashes. Her no-look spewing of the remains of her
down-down on Delicate Psyche surpassed that of Uranus Williams on Weepea
at another end-of-summer set that ran just a little longer than this one
(www.princetonol. com/groups/ phhh/archive/ 732.4.txt) .

We have to think that the revolution in the culture of the Princeton
Hash in the last month has girded Windbreaker' s loins, if not her toes,
for the demands of Eurohashing. How will the pack survive without the
hormonal boosts provided by all these frisky females? Full Moon Smiling,
our Resident Social Director, single-handedly livened an already loud
and festive evening by dropping ice cubes in Ouipee's shorts, smiling
brawdly even when she wasn't squatting, and offering her legs for free,
no-obligation, hands-on inspection of their unshaven condition. Woulda
coulda shoulda Llloda done likewise during her wet sweatshirt contest
(www.princetonol. com/groups/ phhh/archive/ 877.4.pdf) . . .

Truly, we will be in a lonesome state without Windbreaker and the
Virginians this Sunday, when Count von Count returns for a guest set.
Bubbles, Great Sex, Suicide Watch, why hast thou forsaken us?