[PHHH] #1108.9 Hash of the August Moon 23, 2006

Date:  8/23/6
 
Hound Solo.
 
Hares:  2 virgins, Bubbles, Item Eyeseduction, Cliff Diver, Keva, Molly, Full Moon Pissing, 
Scott (newly named this evening-see below), Walter (or Warren?  the Epicuripen dude), Mike Hay, 
Hey Yo Paully, beQueeef, Chrispilla, and the boy turned Oklahoman born on August 24, 1985 (I 
know all that but his name escapes me). 
 
Virgins:  Mike Yang and Chris "No" Moore.
 
Hmmm a baker's dozen worth of hashers plus 2 virgins seems a bit low, a dirty dozen at that 
before various showering methods were employed at the on-in!  Add/remove/and/ or/clarify/ 
names/as/ you/see/fit. 

Oklahomo Erectus = Alex - the as of yet un-nick-named hasher bound for a semenster at Oxford.
 
Also seen on trail: Turkeys, Snake, Frog, angry neighbor in driveway.
 
Time:  1 hour 11 minutes for most, 1 hour 33 minutes for the GPS-equipped Bubbles and Item Eyesuxion.
 
Venue:  Booger King on SandHill/Major Road and Root 1, ice rink area, Henderson Road and environs.  
Middlesex never felt so good! 
 
Of Interest:
Molly tied her key to her shorts drawstring.  This was odd because this usually is a keyless entry.
Hare noticed that not only did many of the graves bear the name SPILATORE but also the NO TRESPASSING 
signs that we so rudely ignored also proclaimed that we were on SPILATORE land. So the clan not only 
has a long history but still owns the land, that is until Hovnanian writes a big enough check (two 
dots or circle?)
 
Trail:  started through the small graveyard, down the culvert and into the woods including fields of 
junk cars and the like.  A well crafted trail that kept 2 walkers close to the pack for half the trail. 
 
This hash was Stella. 
 
On-In:  held at Solo's new cottage.  We had to break in since the food and beverages were inside on the
counter and the doors were all locked.  Good beer selection quickly disappeared (Molly [hidded] some 
cans for self preservation and personal consumption (her grammar in brackets)).  Paully tried the shower 
and found the base of the tub slick (he didn't leave it that way).  Mike Yang wanted to try the 
whirlpool jets but no one dared enter after Paully had left his marx.  Neighbors got a little 
scared when towelled Paully and topless Keva went over as the welcoming party (Solo, I think you'll get 
an apple pie today).  Scott bathed in the kitchen sink in a pitiful attempt at removing stringy sticky 
stuff off his fingers. 
 
Naming:  This was drunk to too.  Scott will forevermore be known as Caligulation because he proclaimed 
that when he masturbates in the shower his ejaculate gets all stringy.  Much discussion ensued and it 
was agreed that cool water temperature colagulates prostate juice.  The allusion to the Great Roman 
Emperor is obvious and will not be explained in this capitulation.  Lesson learned:  When you have to 
take a cold shower, it's best to cum in a hot stream.   
 
PostApres:  21st birthday celebrated for that Oklahomo on Maddison Street (the new hash Ghetto). What a 
bash!  A girl off the street that made her way to the party asked me to walk her to her car to get a 
couple cigarettes.  She tagged me as her body guard and explained that she didn't want to get raped.  
Then she cast me off like Pluto after she learned I lived around the block from her but could not drive 
her home on my bike 6 miles to L'ville.  I felt so used.     

Post On-in: thuy escapes with her car after solo goes through a yellow/red light leaving 
thuy....well, solo. This results in 9 people (1 shy of the record) piling into molly's car. 
Hilarity ensues as said vehicle evades police by turning on Raymond road rather than continuing 
on it's route 1 trajectory.
 
Post Post On-in: Party bus on wheels continues on Madison (hasher's ghetto) as Alex's (oklahomo 
erectus) birthday is celebrated. Poor guy is fed one (or was it six?) too many shots and is put 
to bed with a little help from keeva BEFORE midnight. A happy 21st indeed. He will be missed. 
But he wasn't the only one in bad shape....HYP needed a ride home and a day and a half to do the 
write up and Molly had to call out sick the next day.
 
Next Week:  Hash Ghetto or Hash Grotto? - find out when Keva and Epicuripen Man (or one of those 
Maddisemites) tag team their virgin set.