PHHH #1106.9

Date: Wed Aug 9, 2006

Time: 68 minutes for the first wave, 90 minutes for the second wave,
and 2.5 hours for the third wave, where Bubbles and Itemized Seduction
true grit in limping their way along the true trail.

Weather: Red sky at night, sailor's delight

Hare: Huipiii, wearing a cute little number in red

Hounds:  Hey YO! Paully, Safe Sweats, Wacko, Delicate Psyche, Windbreaker,
Itemized Seduction, Cliffdiver, Eunuch, Hare in my Zipper, New to
Great Sex, Bubbles, Chris "Double Bubbles" Pilla, Alex Fuller, Scott
Mildrum, Warren whatisface (the unsinkable Molly Baker's boy toy and 
collector of tick-borne diseases)

Seen at the on-in: Suicide Watch

Best on-out food: fudge and strawberry sicles from the Good Humor Man,
who was in a pretty good humor when we got done with him

Best comeback to stupid onlooker question about red dresses:

Chris Pilla: "Didn't you read the memo?"
Wacko: "The next wave is green" or "It gets worse": Wacko, credits?

Best response to "R U?" from crowd of red-dress hounds: "I am!" by man
who then had to explain himself to the beautiful blonde detaching
herself from his arm.

Best response by laughing landowner to red-dressed hare's request to
mark trees leading to the Geezerheim: "Sure I know Mait--you're all
crazy!"

Best response to red dress on golf course, to New to Great Sex by
undersized, post-pubescent- appearing cart driver: "You're one of those
rich kids, aren't you?"

Writers, start your write-ups!

Who's setting next week? Volunteer or Bubbles will make us all feel
her flexing knee!