PHHH #1100.9
 
Date: Weds, June 28, 2006
 
Hare: Pizza Flesh
 
Hounds :
(first wave):  HIMZ (hareinmyzipper), Safe Sweats,
HeyYoPaully, DeliCateSideki(ck), Queef, Windbreaker,
Eunuch (Yesmin Ezer, 2nd hash) and Big Coffee Table
(Sergey Gorovoy, 2nd or 3rd hash)

(rogue wave):  Hand Solo
 
See at Onin;  Lisa Noname the non-running
free-loading beer drinker

Time: 100 + pi minutes (first wave)  40 + pi mins
(7th wave)

Weather: 

THE SHIPPING FORECAST ISSUED BY THE MET OFFICE, ON
BEHALF OF THE MARITIME AND COASTGUARD AGENCY, AT 1800
ON WEDNESDAY 28 JUNE 2006

THE GENERAL SYNOPSIS AT 0700 HIGH VIKING 1025 MOVING
STEADILY NORTHEAST AND DECLINING 1021 BY 0700
TOMORROW. LOW NORTHEAST FRANCE 1014 EXPECTED DOVER
1012 BY SAME TIME. 

PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY 1012 SLOW MOVING AND LOSING ITS IDENTITY.

THE AREA FORECASTS FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS

DOGGER FISHER GERMAN BIGHT HUMBER THAMES
EAST VEERING SOUTHEAST 3 OR 4, OCCASIONALLY VARIABLE
IN DOGGER,HUMBER AND THAMES. SHOWERS LATER. MODERATE
OR GOOD WITH FOG PATCHES AT FIRST IN DOGGER

PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY
VARIABLE BECOMING SOUTHWEST 3 OR 4. THUNDERY SHOWERS.
MODERATE OR GOOD WITH FOG PATCHES

SOUTHEAST ICELAND
SOUTH 6 OR 7 DECREASING 4 OR 5. RAIN AT TIMES.
MODERATE OR GOOD, BECOMING POOR AT TIMES


Irrational Exudate
 
I can't right tonight's hash becuz Im 2 sober.
 
I do know pi things:

1.1 - This girl named Lisa keeps showing up and
drinking our beer without running the hash.
 
2.1 - The seventh wave showed up in midstream.
 
3.1 - Big fucking coffee table puked all over
Unic's van.

3.14 - Safeswets seats next weak's hash.

3.1428 - HYP can't count sheep to get to sleep -
he gets too excited.  
 
3.14285 - Coffee table can't tell a baby sheep
from an adolescent.  Please.  Fuck ewe!

3.1428571 - Hairinhiszipper seemed taken aback I
went shirtless.  Well, if his finance ever shows up
barechested I will not be similarly offended.  

next week (rain willing):  Safesweats