PHHH #1099.9

Date: Weds, June 21, 2006
 
Hare :  Geezer
 
Time : 45 itty-bitty minutes 

Hounds :  HareinmyZippper, Weepee, SafeSweats, HeyYoPaully, Hand Solo, the virgin Alex (no, not 
          another Alex!!), DeliCutSikee, Shorn Dorque, Thuy (pronounded Twee), Suicideswatch, 
          PizzaFlesh, Queef, and {the unnamable} Molly {brown}
 
Venue :  This is my music.  Watershed (Pond House Entrance) to the soontobe Geezerheim.  
 
Wankers :  All you drivers that went back to the start to get your cars - had you no urge to assist 
the farmerette that had stuck the plow in the Watershed entrance?  She had feared she'd take my bike out.  
I assured her even if she shut the fence my bike would have been fine.  Unfortunately for her, she got 
the plow stuck in the entrance and could not unscrew the pin to sever the plow from the tractor.  She was 
no farmer's daughter that I had always read about BUT I helped her NEweigh.  Alas, even after bouncing on 
the back end of the plow, it was no use.  She surely fucked the pinthreads.  She went and got Farmer Jim, 
as the org{y}anic festival was now over (or so she claimed).  I got dirty for nothing!
 
Pitiful revelation :  What kind of hash is this that end's at a guys house AND you run out of BEER?  PITIFUL!!  
If that was my clawfoot tub, it would have been full of boo{b}s.  A man can dream, albeit wet.  Surely, Thuy's 
beer pong fesitval slated for July 22 will not run out of boo<b>s (see pending future Email).
  
Enlightening moment of the apres :  Suicideswatch, Queef, and HeyYoPaully conversing about her father's cajun 
accordian.  Throughout the discussion, it became embarrassingly evident to Suicideswatch what that extraneous 
tube was at the bottom of the keyboard (fine, I'll spell it out for you . . . it's the Queef attachment [no 
wonder the girls can hold their notes so long!]).
 
Downdowns :  
     1)  Hare Geezer (hold you right arm arect when you read that) to the tune of "Old MacDonald had a Farm, 
         Drink it Down Down Down Down...."
     2)  Virgin Alex to an less than invigorating rendition of "Here's to Virgin Alex".  
     3)  unsung [{due ot shortage of beer}, (albeit bad beer at that)]
 
Mollywag Alert :  Reportedly, she wont't be around for the next couple weeks, so see you on July 12.
 
Next Hashes :  June28:PizzaFlesh
               July5:SafeSweats(ifitdoesn'train)
               July12(next Molly hash)...+7...+7...+7ibidettu:NE takers?
 
I'd right more but I gotta pee.