PHHH #1094.9

Date: Sunday, May 21, 2006

Place: The Ol' Folks Home on Elm, sometimes a Great Road, to the woods behind the Unitarian Church

Time: 44 minutes

Weather: Mundane

Hound: Bjorn Dork

Hares: Geezer, Hey YO! Paully, Ouipee, Pyroman, Speed Bumps, Little Blue Butt, Suicide Watch, Hare in My 
       Zipper, Ksilent Knight, Matt Muffelman

At long last, Dork reprised one of his trademark debacles, and thanks to the pioneering nighthashing 
exploits of Steve Andrews and Monica on PHHH #928.2 (www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh/archive/928.2.txt), 
the pack got it right this time.  After liquoring up on Pyroman's backlog of Silly Wizard and Hare in My 
Zipper's latest homebrew, a postum-oat ale with a hint of hoptoad that Little Blue Butt nearly succumbed 
to, we enjoyed a romp in the streambed on both sides of Elm Road. Geezer told a cranky homeowner to piss 
up a rope while Matt, fresh from beating his foes into submission with a paddle that morning at the 
national rowing playoffs 
(http://secure.powerhousetiming.com/powerhouse/webpages/eventResults.jsp?eventId=4119&raceId=68),
followed Dork's culvert trail under Elm Road into a backyard before hightailing the Mountain Lakes Tic and 
Goose Preserve.

Dork's effort to steer the pack away from the dam fooled almost nobody (you know who you are), and Weepee 
snagged an egg the size of a hand grenade from Mother Goose's floating storage area. Fortunately for those 
at the wedding reception or those passing the wedding party, it failed to explode when he tossed it behind 
him.

The on-in was notable for Pyroman's Boone's Farm Mango Wine, whose revoltingly cloying sweetness led Suicide 
Watch to exclaim, "I like it like that!"  We all agreed that whatever she's telling the Utahans back home 
in Bountiful about life among the benighted Eastern elite, it ain't true.  Then it rained on our delightful 
dell and Dork's punching bags full of popcorn, and some wankers ran away, afraid of itty-bitty raindrops on 
their otherwise immaculate garments.

This weekend: Who's setting??? Solo, no time like a house move to get some help from the pack!