PHHH #1086.9

Date: March 26, 2006

Place: fields and briar thickets north of Lawrenceville

Weather:  nearly gorgeous

Hare:  HYP

Hounds: Speedbumps, Pyroman, Oliver the Wonder Dog, OUipeI, Sjorn Dork, 
Delicate Psyche, Matt Muffelman, WindBreaker, Hand Solo, Brad (Dork's 
housemate who is now official), Ksilent Knight, Little Blue Butt

rumored second wave:  Itemized Seduction, Cliffdiver

seen on bike by the hare:  Safe Sweats

The hash isn't over till you've shucked the oyster:

After a thorny, looping, disturbingly flat, doubly marked, deer carcass 
strewn, and profoundly sh*tty set, the hare intended to greet the finishers 
of this spring's first PHHH hashrun with a crockpot full of mussels.  
However, the hounds found only the hare's backpack in the woods with beer, 
bread, grapes, and other assorted bubblebaby regurgitet.  After 20 minutes 
of milling around and an ill-fated call to someone who vociferously claimed 
not to be of the Mlodzinski tribe, the pack started back towards 
Lawrenceville and their assorted transportation vehicles, making off with 
the majority of the beer (don't worry, we won't tell anyone that LBB took 
some too).

Halfway across the field that had already been passed thrice by the hare's 
devious W2X arrows and switchbacks, the pack faintly heard the piteous 
wailing of the hare who had come too late.  Four intelligent hounds, hoping 
for more delectable ONIN fare, decided to turn back once more and greet the 
unpunctual hare.  DP, SD, WB, and Brad were rewarded for their venture, as 
more beer and mussels were produced to compliment the bread.  Lamented was 
the fact that the newguy, Matt Muffelman couldn't partake of his 
surnamesake; however, the hare declared that the rest of the snivelling, 
wretched, and uncouth hashers could go grope a goose for all he cared.  Brad 
broke wind and blamed it on WB.  WB was nearly renamed "for her pleasure" as 
she pondered the benefits of the stumbly base of a deer antler.  HYP 
admitted to being on the other end of the line when Dork tried calling the 
Mlodzinski residence.  And DP got to sit in BubbleBaby's bubbleseat on the 
way back to the cars.

Hand Solo sets the first hash of April!