PHHH #1083.9

A start at Lowes.  Can we stink any further?
 
Date 3/5/6 (if you add the month and year that's eleven!)
 
Whether:  50 wind chill = 35, thankfully sunny
 
Hare: Charlie (Now hare in his zipper or HIMZ for short)
 
Hounds:  One virgin (C below), Weepee, Hey Yo Paully, Claire (yet unnmaed), Caroline in the Suburbs, 
Oliver the WunderBra, Pyro, Speed Bumps, Nuttin Stuck, Born Dork, Del-Cute Sike, Helen Deculmante 
(now Windbreaker), KsilentKnight
 
Visiting Hounds:  Muff Driver and  Itemized Suction
 
Time:  1:40 (HYP 2:00; Nut Stuck, Cliff Diver & Item Seduction were 2:15)
 
Virgin:  Ignatious (I think that was his name - help me with this one, the beareded fellow in the 
wife beater T-shirt and sweatsuit, maybe it was Rich (I guess it doesn't matter until he hashes 
twice anyway-for the books)).
 
Venue - go behindWestWindsor Lowes, to that shiggy where the Pedestrian church is, cross Clarkesville
Rd and tracks possibly after the huge 12-foot high rock if you took the scenic root, try to make a 
3-pointer at the B-Ball Court (anyone for March Madess?) long semi-straightaway to the Village Idiot 
Road, like an idtiot keep going straight through almost saturated ground  to traverse the golf course
on the asphalt cart path (mostly then more shiggy and power lines to HOME BREW and DOMESTIC BOTTLED 
BEER from Australia and (new) England).
 
The hare left the DOMESTICATED BEER from Old England (Guiness) in his freaking car - I barely 
enscopfsed half of those for the Pyro-Yourovan-bound for Lowes inhabitants (should have taken the 
full 6pack!).
 
Virgin Ignatious (or was his name Hank?) was sung too (multiple songs simultaneously) and he sucked 
the head before gulping and then threw the dregs on his own noggin.
 
Hare was named "Hare in my Zipper" thanks to Weepee's foaming at the mouth (ot should I say keyboard) 
for a naming.  I just need to know if its pubic yet.  This was sung to but the drinker did a double 
take on the beer (we let him get away with it).
 
Helen (the once CVC tag-along) was so emamored with Hey Yo Paully's Bright Blue (if Blue can be 
Bright) LaSalle University (a Catholic University) running jacket so much that she was named 
"WindBreaker".  What a fowl name.  The namee did a nice down down and donned the froth on her head 
(a stiff froth that provided peaks, much like egg whites for moose if you're so inclined - good for 
her hare!).
 
Wow - three down downs (one for the virgin and 2 for new namings).  This makes up for missing my 
400th hashe a couple weeks ago.  I think Weepee's 300th is next hash.  I'm no good at sadistics!
 
Overheard at the On-In - Geezer is trying Viagra to help his Erectile Dysfunction.  But since this 
isn't working, HYP suggested he try Calcium Supplements (the perfect thing to prevent bone loss).
 
Good candy (thanks to Itemized) and fairly normal Oreoesque cookies with descent beer!
 
Hash Colander:
 
Mar 12 - Claire and Caroline (twon nameless broads team up for some girl-on-girl action
 
Mar 19 - Pyro/Bumps/Blue Butt/Oliverthe wunderbra team up for Green Eggs and Sperm Hash
 
Mar 25 - HYP sets the first hash of Spring (post the Equincox)
 
On-On!




Geezer,

If you couldn't make head nor tail (huh, huh, he wrote "head" and
"tail") of Paully's write-up, please note that 

the virgin was Brad Flora, who was forcibly separated at birth from Sjorn Dork.  

The two females are Claire Filloux and Carolyn Brennan, not to be confused with Caroline in the 
Suburbs, bka of the Main Line.

The Dutch environmental scientist who  now known as Windbreaker is Heleen de Coninck, who knows 
where to get the best naan in certain regions of India and who endured her second hash and a 
Paully-inspired name, having previously appeared courtesy of Count von Count's introduction a 
month ago on 1079.9 as "Heleen."

The visiting hashers from Philly or thereabouts are Cliff Diver and Itemized Seduction, who have 
appeared before, most recently on 1073.9, the Boxing Day hash.

The Hare now known as Hare in my Zipper is Charles Snellings, who may yet bring his fiancee out 
for a jaunt in the shiggy.

Weapee