PHHH #1054.9

Date: Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Place: Plainsboro "Village" Shopping Center to park next to Plainsboro Bird Preserve 
       (where else?)

Weather: Clement

Time: 1:25

Hare: Count von Count

Hounds: Wacko, Discomfort, Nuttin' Stuck, Woupei, Ice Blue Balls, Sonuvabitch, Delicate Psyche

What Hey YO! Paully missed

 1. Discomfort's discourse on the merits and drawbacks of Windrows retirement community.
 2. Two false trails from the start.
 3. Lots more frogs, and several examples of duck-cormorant interbreeding in the swamp by the 
    road to the Atomic C Cup.
 4. Nuttin' Stuck's silt treatment for oily or sweaty skin.
 5. Microwacko's broken arm (reported by Wacko).
 6. The possibility of a third little depression, reported by IBB but not related to global 
    warming.
 7. Southeastern Ohio salsa, made of cream cheese, pecans, and kahlua syrup--gummy worms are 
    optional.
 8. IBB's recipe for an amazing cocktail: shot of rum, shot of Cointreau, 2 shots OJ, 
    2 shots CJ, quarter lime squeezed over 3 ice cubes.
 9. Much discussion on improving the hash by Wacko, IBB, and Discomfort, and they haven't even 
    been here most of the summer.
10. Audubon officer Sean. Conversed with hare and approved Princeton runners' tour past bird 
    center until he heard Wacko, DP, and Weipi yodeling well and loudly on trail. He wasn't 
    Clem with an over-under 12-gauge and a three-legged dog, but DP stopped anyway. "I said 
    running's okay, but you keep up that noise and I'm going to shut you down." Siryessir. . . 
    no wonder the ducks and cormorants are confused.