PHHH #1053.9
Date: Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Weather: Summerly
Location: Carson Road's preserved peach orchard, Lawrence township
Time: 56 minutes
Hare: Safe Sweats
Hounds: Owuipee, Delicate Psyche, Piece of Flesh

A Day in the Hash

I ran a hash today oh boy
Safe Sweats laid a trail that made the grade
And though the marks were rather large
Well I just had to laugh
He'd walked and done the math.

He blew his savings on a car
He didn't notice that the times had changed
The crowd of morons stood and stared
They'd seen it in a film
Nobody was really sure
If it was American made.

I saw a check today oh boy
The Princeton Hash had just crossed the road
DP and Piece of Flesh ran on
but I just had to nap
Having read the map.
I'd love to yell On On...

Woke up, ran back to trail,
Dragged shiggy across my tail.
Found a walnut tree and took a few,
And looking up I noticed it was late.
Found some marks, thorns grabbed my shirt
Made the check in seconds flat
Saw the peach orchard and picked a few,
Llamas spoke and I went into a dream
Owwww Ow Ow Ow Ow
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow

I read the mail today oh boy
Four marks make true trail, so said our Safe Sweats
And though the marks were sometimes small
We had to count them all
Now they know how many marks it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
I'd love to yell On On...