PHHH #1050.9

Date:  7/20/05
 
Venue:  Woodfield Reserve, Pretty Brook Road, Stoney Brook, to Mountain Lake
 
Hare:  Deli-Cut Sike
 
Hounds:  Hey Yo Paully, Nuttin Suck, Excremental Earnings, kSilent kNight, 
         and Pizza Flesh.
 
A sixth indiscriminate and yet unnamed hasher was gunned down by Princeton 
Police.  They said he was running in long pats with a Landau-sheep wool 
lined-hooded parka.  They asked me if I knew him - I feared it was safe 
sweats - but thankfully I didn't recognize him.  I said a prayer for the 
lamb and kept hashing.
 
Time:  less
 
Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:
We followed marks through woods, stream, and roads.
 
EE had a bold ad for UNIC plastered all over her butt.
 
Apres:  On the damned water, great humus, salsa, and other dips.  
        Good Riverhorse selections plus interesting soda (Vanilla Bean 
        something or other?).
 
Herd at the On-In (perhaps out of context):  When asked when he'd bring MJ 
and Cathy out to hash again, Nutt'n Sux replied "I've gotta get hotter chicks
 out to hash".
 
Post Apres:  Helled at the DBar (Grad Student "Club").  Many beers were 
sampled, others were consumed. 
 
Cutie and others joined us.  They were apparently friends of Deli and Pizza.  These woman 
said they'd hash if I make my margaritas again, or if we supply them with Hard Ice and OJ.
 
I had to run home to Lawrenceville - got home 1:15 a.m. I think.  Had to stop to piss about 
4 times I think.  Who knows how many times I just pissed without stopping.
 
The next morning I found out that Weepee and Deli had spoken to my wife in a series of 
frantic telephone calls around 12:30 Thursday morning.  I hope you didn't tell her I had 
been out drinking again!
 
Got a ride to the lot to pick up the Vibe from Juicy the next morning.  Me and Zachary went 
to PJs and had Buckwheat pancakes in his PJs.
 
I think I am just now sufficiently hydrated again!
 
Run list:
 
Last Hash of July:  27th, 2005 - To be set by Nutt'n Socks
First Hash of August:  3rd, 2005 - To be set by Ksilent Knight
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