PHHH #1045.9
 
Date - June 15, 2005
 
Hare - Deli-Cut Sike
 
Hounds - Hey Yo! Paully, Justin (his Christian name), Patrick Murphy (from Italy not Ireland 
         you idiot!), and Born Dork.
 
Venue - Franklin Township Preserved and SemiWild Land and environs.
 
Time -  2 hours to the nearest hole number
 
Weather -  It's all a blurr
 
Trail -  Hazy
 
Things got dark, and not just the humor.  But not as dark as it got on Deli-Cut Tuesday night.  
Before we even left 87 Prospect, we were told about how the hare got lost the night before and 
had to run a long way in pitch blackness.  We should have just gone home then.  But we were 
stupid - we're hashers remember! 
 
The hare made the mistake of explaining to Murph that he is now "officially" on our roster, 
having completed to hashes.  Shortly afterward Murph explained where he'll be next week, 
instead of on the Summer Solstice Hash.
 
Awesome beer selection, plus Blue Sky Organic Ginger Ale!
 
Interesting Organic Oreos (Hint O'Mint and Ginger's Cream).  
 
Awesome FREE and FULLY WILD strawberries underfoot on trail.
 
Ever wonder what they did with the monolith from 2005 A Space Oddity?  Well, it's at the 
corner of Canal Road and a grass cut trail up the hill.  Etched in this solid granite stone 
are the names of Abraham and Betty Somers (obviously namesake of Somerset Co.)
 
Murph explained how he got two scoops in an all-female creamery at Penn State.
 
We viewed a pirated tape called "Princeton U. Undergradettes Gone Semi-Wild".  It was a 
legitimately purchased copy of the video, but some of the girls had eye patches.
 
Where is the 2004 Year In Review?
 
NEXT WEEK:  June 22, 2005
Hey YO Paully Sets the Summer Solstice Hash on the first full day of summer!