Day:  6/1/5 6:33 p.m. start
 
Whether:  Ptly Cldy, 65 in windless sun & dropping, ticky
 
Time:  2:05 to 2:20      
 
Hare:  Safe Sweats
 
Hounds:  Weepee, Hey Yo Paully, Deli-Cut Sike, Solo, B Dork
 
The perfect night:
  - frosty wind chilly breeze
  - Paully recruits a new hasher (potential female, both of them)
  - Safe Sweats pulls out a DP flyer to give to said woman
  - it's sunny out
  - hash across a wild pot plant inside two screens of chick wire, also wild!
  - Paully gets separated from the pack
  - Paully knows Safe Sweat address
  - Paully gets ride from an old woman but is taken too far
  - Paully arrives at on-in first
  - Paully yelled On-In really loud a lot
  - Paully was then greeted by Brian, who thought I was yelling for him - must be 
    my Phill(th)y accent (Brian is Sweat neighbor who ran with us on Deli-Cut's 
    SuperBowl Day Hash)
  - Paully in justs 3 sausages and 2 burgers, plus 6 pack 
  - Safe Sweat has a dildo-light in his yard, warm and ribbed.  Deli-Cut caressed 
    said object is mastabatory fashion.  Several times.  It got bigger.  You can 
    even say it glowed.  But it didn't get red.
  - Phils win on a grand slam 10-6
  - two salsa bowls (1 rancid, 1 watered down)
  - Solo has 4 hours of work ahead of him ( a paper due) but hare would not take us 
    back to cars until after 10 p.m.
  - Paully thinks better of riding bike home and allows SS to drop him off, despite 
    what all the neighbors now think of the liquored bunch of kids in that huge tan 
    automobile.  I know 2 that were looking at me as I somehow climbed out the huge 
    vehicle being careful not to twist my ankle or anything stupid so as to drop the 
    Yuenlueng Lights in my hand.  I was lucky to be able to open my front door.  
    I showered.  I didn't wake Zachary up (as far as I know - yet).
 
Tomorrow, I'll get my bike.
 
I am glad I didn't bring Zachary (who turned 2 yesterday) on this hash. 
 
My wife is glad too.
 
I'm sure my wife feels like the person who wrote that nasty note to me and left it 
in Solo's car though (see eventual Email with attached scan from Weepee).
 
I know what she really feels like though.
 
And so it went.
 
Imperfection:
 
 - red flour everywhere (including my marks from late January (Eat at Joe's hash 4.5 
   months ago)
 
 - The hash was "straight" according to the hare.  "With some zig-zags", he added.
 
 - DP gets lost, found by hare via vehicle (we should have forced down downs but we 
   were too cold!)
 
 - SS drops ascorbic acid
 
Who sets 6/8/5?