PRINCETON HHH HASH #1018.9

Date: December 12, 2004
Weather: Ominous
Venue: Pashtun Country
Set: Delicate Psyche
Time: 1:10
Hashers: Safe Sweats, Geezer, Bjorn Dorkque, Sarah Moore, Dave Graber, OuiPui
DNF: Hey Yo! Paully!
Rookie: Aaron Proujansky
Ever Alert: Richard Pashtun
On The Job: Ossifer Todt

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

                                        Further Trouble in the Land of Pashtuns

        Sourland Preserve? Saints preserve us, should be no problem. Surely we will do a simple traverse 
of the preserves, emerging at the other entrance? Not quite, as the trail led onto - into, actually, an 
all-too-familiar stream. Geezer to OuiPui: "Isn't this Pashtun country?" OuiPui to Geezer: "Yes." All 
together now: "We're in trouble." Onto the tracks and off again for an On In at the charming site of 
earlier satanic rituals. Maybe we got away with it. But then here comes Safe Sweats fresh from a friendly 
chat with Sheik Yabootie, the head Pashtun hisself. It seems the Sheik wanted Sweats to wait for the cops 
and he opted to decline the invitation, a serious offense in Pashtun Country, where hospitality is everything. 
Still hoping that the Hopewell Constables would be less than alert, we walked down the tracks to the Hopewell 
Station, right into the welcoming arms of Ossifer Todt. Nice. After an enlightening lecture on the sanctity 
of Private Property, and some Dr. No-like cringing and boot licking by the Geezer, we were allowed to leave, 
tails well tucked between our legs.