PHHH #1003.9 Date: Wednesday, Aug 18, 2004 (HYP and Juicy's 3rd wedding anniversary) Weather: Muggy Hare: Weepee Hounds: HYP and Safe Sweats The start was at the middle school, not the high school as advertised. But after being honked by both the hare and Safe Sweats about 4 minutes apart in their cars on P'ton Pike, I parked my bike in the middle school lot. All this only to learn the hare was basically following the meandering path through high school construction/track/fields that I had already traversed looking for the pack. TOO MUCH DETAIL?!##@$$%@*! We hashed. We drank and devoured nuts. Two ladies seen at on-in without an antennae. They complained about a man who would nopt put up a new antenna and watched snowy sreens all the time. The rest of the hash will remain covert, for it may appear again real soon. Hint: Woods, Rider (of course), Eggerts Crossing-like ball field area was glanced, shiggy traversed, shiggy circumcised, Rider again (if she's willing why not?). I was told to be home by 9. My wife of exactly three years was not impressed (even by her favorite local-yocal ice cream) at 9:45. I had to ring the bell to get in. Luckily, Zachary remained asleeep. >>> amagoun@davidsarnoff.org 08/18/04 04:20PM >>> Alright, you worthless jackanapes and jackalopes, No one's volunteered so the start is at the back of Lawrence High School, on the Princeton Pike in Lawrence. I probably won't be at the start, much less 87 Prospect, so someone please pick the odd layabout there. Directions from 87 Prospect: South on Nassau Street to 206/Mercer Street intersection. Either jog left onto Mercer, which becomes Princeton Pike, or head down 206, taking a left to get to the Pike, and drive allllllll the way past the Battlefield, Fackler, the dotcom field of broken dreams, over 295, about a mile and look for Lawrence High School on your right. Directions from Route 1 South: South past Quaker Bridge/Province Line, 295, and take the next right on Franklin Road, opposite Bakers Basin. Left on Princeton Pike/583, about a mile and look for Lawrence High School on your right. ouipee